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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 9:48 pm

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Our oldest son got engaged tonight.

Best birthday present I received today.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 9:57 pm

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Happy birthday month!

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 9:59 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Happy birthday month!

Well done leash

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

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Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 10:08 pm

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Congrats and happy birthday!!

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Wed May 01, 2019 10:14 pm

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Regular Reader wrote:

Congrats and happy birthday!!

Thanks RR.

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The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

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Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 6:06 pm

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Not a big Kimmel fan,but his latest prank on Damon was a good one.

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K Effective

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 6:26 pm

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Eldest offspring finally graduates from Pharmacy school in nine days. Today he received an email about receiving a memorial award during the ceremony. I looked the name up of the donor and found out the award is for the male graduate with the highest GPA. There is a good chance he four-pointed seven years of college.

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Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 6:32 pm

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Congrats that’s a great job too. Free drugs for the old man.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 6:34 pm

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K Effective wrote:

How ethically sound would you say he is?

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 6:37 pm

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Congrats K.

Definitely hook leash up.

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Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 8:28 pm

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Congrats K!

And

Happy Birthday Seacrest!

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 8:44 pm

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GoldenJet wrote:

Congrats K!

And

Happy Birthday Seacrest!

This

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 8:48 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

K Effective wrote:

How ethically sound would you say he is?

Congrats K.

Your wife must be brilliant.

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The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 8:52 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

Our oldest son got engaged tonight.

Best birthday present I received today.

What's the dowry situation. Did you score a goat, at least? 'Cause we can cook that fucker up.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 9:03 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

K Effective wrote:

How ethically sound would you say he is?

Congrats K.

Your wife must be brilliant.

Probably true, though K once gave an impressive dissertation on the biological effectiveness and mechanisms of action for various household weed killers

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 9:13 pm

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Telegram Sam wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

Our oldest son got engaged tonight.

Best birthday present I received today.

What's the dowry situation. Did you score a goat, at least? 'Cause we can cook that fucker up.

I haven't scored anything.

He is marrying for love.

I'll keep you apprised.

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 9:15 pm

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Telegram Sam wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

Our oldest son got engaged tonight.

Best birthday present I received today.

What's the dowry situation. Did you score a goat, at least? 'Cause we can cook that fucker up.

I envision Mr. Crest as more of a sheep man...

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 9:18 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

Telegram Sam wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

Our oldest son got engaged tonight.

Best birthday present I received today.

What's the dowry situation. Did you score a goat, at least? 'Cause we can cook that fucker up.

I haven't scored anything.

He is marrying for love.

I'll keep you apprised.

Love is grand. I'm just sayin' maybe hold out for a goat next time. As I understand it you have a lot of chances to get this right.

You think Nas is walking away from this with less that a goat?

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu May 02, 2019 9:23 pm

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Telegram Sam wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

Telegram Sam wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

Our oldest son got engaged tonight.

Best birthday present I received today.

What's the dowry situation. Did you score a goat, at least? 'Cause we can cook that fucker up.

I haven't scored anything.

He is marrying for love.

I'll keep you apprised.

Love is grand. I'm just sayin' maybe hold out for a goat next time. As I understand it you have a lot of chances to get this right.

You think Nas is walking away from this with less that a goat?

She is Puerto Rican.

Do they eat goats?

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 7:54 am

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Telegram Sam wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

Telegram Sam wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

Our oldest son got engaged tonight.

Best birthday present I received today.

What's the dowry situation. Did you score a goat, at least? 'Cause we can cook that fucker up.

I haven't scored anything.

He is marrying for love.

I'll keep you apprised.

Love is grand. I'm just sayin' maybe hold out for a goat next time. As I understand it you have a lot of chances to get this right.

You think Nas is walking away from this with less that a goat?

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 7:54 am

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Seacrest wrote:

She is Puerto Rican.

Do they eat goats?

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 10:41 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

She is Puerto Rican.

Do they eat goats?

Easy...

I'm going to ask her today.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 10:44 am

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Seacrest wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

She is Puerto Rican.

Do they eat goats?

Easy...

I'm going to ask her today.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 10:48 am

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 10:53 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

She is Puerto Rican.

Do they eat goats?

Easy...

I'm going to ask her today.

Just going to bring it up casually?

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 10:55 am

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Telegram Sam wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

She is Puerto Rican.

Do they eat goats?

Easy...

I'm going to ask her today.

Just going to bring it up casually?

Are you new here or something?

I'm very straightforward but not very casual.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 10:58 am

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So you'll be wearing a sportscoat when you posit the "Hey do you Puerto Ricans eat goats?" question.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 11:07 am

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Telegram Sam wrote:

So you'll be wearing a sportscoat when you posit the "Hey do you Puerto Ricans eat goats?" question.

I thought my response was well written, and witty. Oh well.

No suit coat and I'm traveling with family.

So I have to sit in the steerage section as well.

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 11:36 am

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Seacrest wrote:

I thought my response was well written, and witty.

Well, Fenwick, so...

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri May 03, 2019 11:48 am

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Telegram Sam wrote:

Seacrest wrote:

I thought my response was well written, and witty.

Well, Fenwick, so...

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

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