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Ugueth Will Shiv You
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Where was that pitch?
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Man, that's a foot outside. A foot outside!!!!
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... aaannnnd there's a Matt Abbatacola to end the inning...
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My Coach Vinny
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Ya get guys like Moronotti. Ya know what I call those guys? Hiney birds. You know what a hiney bird is? A hiney bird is a bird that flies in perfectly executed concentric circles until eventually he flies up his own behind and disappears forever.

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Ugueth Will Shiv You
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Yeah, but he really got the hit that hurt us... the little duck fart double up the middle.
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that pitch ate 'im up
ate 'im up inside


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That is TOTAL B.S.
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don tell me what you hit, tell me when you hit em
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-One time buddy. Right here.

-1st and 3rd 'em

-Sit back, relax and strap it down...
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He couldn't find the ears on that ball.
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He just missed it

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Real him in, Zone him in, light him up

cat bird's seat

That was a Bolingbrook bounce

Gas!

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We got sacks packed with Sox.

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Heard this one today on Hall's bases loaded flyout.

"Way back, he looks up and you can put it on the board.....NO."

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C'mon JD, four ball base hit.

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Why is Mac So Angry?
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He gone

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This ball game is "O-VAH!"

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-Tea cup time!!!! (Doesn't use this much any more.)

-Gas!!!!

-Can of corn.

-Mercy!!!
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