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Curious Hair
PostPosted: Tue May 14, 2019 9:30 pm 
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Seven-Seven-Seven would be a flashing and clanging slot-machine win, but in the NBA Draft Lottery, it's a big pile of lukewarm basketball porridge, slopped out of the mixing bowl and onto the counter in front of a team that currently features a chef using the handle to chop the veggies as the blade slices into his hand he grabs so hard, and his bosses nod from upstairs while he passes out on the kitchen floor, muttering about spirit and heart.

Slot machine vegetable porridge with a balcony in the kitchen.

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Surprise he didn't call knife handle grip or haft or name an obscure knife.
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That one sentence (!!!) is a helluva roller coaster ride
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777 is also the name of a Danzig song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvcBmwbvV-E
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777 is also the name of a Danzig song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvcBmwbvV-E


That whole album is fucking awesome.

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Curious Hair wrote:
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Seven-Seven-Seven would be a flashing and clanging slot-machine win, but in the NBA Draft Lottery, it's a big pile of lukewarm basketball porridge, slopped out of the mixing bowl and onto the counter in front of a team that currently features a chef using the handle to chop the veggies as the blade slices into his hand he grabs so hard, and his bosses nod from upstairs while he passes out on the kitchen floor, muttering about spirit and heart.

Slot machine vegetable porridge with a balcony in the kitchen.


Yikes. That is some top-shelf Allen Ginsburg channeling right there.

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wrong thread for me

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wdelaney72 wrote:
Tad Queasy wrote:
777 is also the name of a Danzig song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvcBmwbvV-E


That whole album is fucking awesome.


Agreed.
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Great Article Today.

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