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whistler
PostPosted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 1:36 am 
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$7 for a fuckin hot dog at wrigley field??

Fucked up.

Anyway around the 9th inning, went to take a piss and on the way back to my seat I was passing by one of the concession stands, and a thought occurred to me:

I asked the nearest lady if she has any leftover hot dogs she can part with.

She paused, and then slowly said "Surrrrre". She went and got me a ready-made hot dog. The bun was slightly hard but the dog was good.

Free hot dog.

I've tried this before at other ballgames and it's worked. But not in a long time until tonight.

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good dolphin
PostPosted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 7:22 am 
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My guess is that the concessions people get to take home the extras at the end of the night so it would be unusual for them to just give them up for free.

Anyway, congrats on the free dog. Free is good. Sometimes free hugs and candy aren't what they are advertised to be. I haven't fallen for that scam again in 40 years.

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Cashman
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I am starting to think, Whistler is Creed Bratton.
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I don't know if you would want to eat an ass hot dog...unless you're in to that sort of thing.

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My buddy worked Brewers concessions for charity a few times. He said to not eat any concession food until at least the third inning. Apparently last night’s leftovers are all reheated and sold at the start of the next day.

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Bagels
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Tall Midget
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Whistler is a hobo.

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Tall Midget wrote:
Whistler is a hobo.


Is he marching in the fucking parade on Sunday?


Oh, wait, you said hobo.

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redskingreg wrote:
My buddy worked Brewers concessions for charity a few times. He said to not eat any concession food until at least the third inning. Apparently last night’s leftovers are all reheated and sold at the start of the next day.


:lol:

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whistler
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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
Whistler is a hobo.


Is he marching in the fucking parade on Sunday?


Oh, wait, you said hobo.



:lol:

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whistler wrote:
$7 for a fuckin hot dog at wrigley field??

Fucked up.

Anyway around the 9th inning, went to take a piss and on the way back to my seat I was passing by one of the concession stands, and a thought occurred to me:

I asked the nearest lady if she has any leftover hot dogs she can part with.

She paused, and then slowly said "Surrrrre". She went and got me a ready-made hot dog. The bun was slightly hard but the dog was good.

Free hot dog.

I've tried this before at other ballgames and it's worked. But not in a long time until tonight.

Wow. You are really amazing. Congrats on your stale hot dog.

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billypootons
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this is half way between a shakes story and a dicaro story on the bullshit meter.
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jimmypasta
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Word on the street is you can score a nice,free weiner on the outside of the park,too!

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KDdidit
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Hope it wasn't one from hnd
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shakes
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billypootons wrote:
this is half way between a shakes story and a dicaro story on the bullshit meter.



What story have I ever told here that was untrue?

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Big Brane
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i can go to LAKE GENEVA,,,Say hi to JUANE,,,Get a HOTDGG


and be BACK at Wrigleyville in 2hrs???
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