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PostPosted: Thu Aug 08, 2019 9:52 pm 
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Two recent ones that are testing the bounds of my sanity:

1. The Advocate Health commercial with the "Come on Get Healthy" ripoff of The Partridge Family "Come on Get Happy" theme song.

2. The country themed Toyota commercial. I like Jan, but this may change that.

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The Miller Lite commercial with the chronological adult wearing drawstring pants who buys a 12 pack of Lite and then rides public transportation and his skateboard for 7 hours to get to a party.


All 3 of these are in HEAVY rotation during this Bears game.

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blame yourselves for making it the #1 beer in chicago.


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So the other day I am listening to the Cubs post game show and there’s about eight minutes of commercials until you finally get to Zack’s post game where he throws in four ‘live’ commercials in three minutes


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So the other day I am listening to the Cubs post game show and there’s about eight minutes of commercials until you finally get to Zack’s post game where he throws in four ‘live’ commercials in three minutes

if someone had the time to audit 3 or 4 cubs WSCR broadcasts i'd imagine 25% of the broadcast is either commercials or in game ad reads


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TomPretty wrote:
So the other day I am listening to the Cubs post game show and there’s about eight minutes of commercials until you finally get to Zack’s post game where he throws in four ‘live’ commercials in three minutes

if someone had the time to audit 3 or 4 cubs WSCR broadcasts i'd imagine 25% of the broadcast is either commercials or in game ad reads

gee, maybe that would be a place they could look to speed up the game

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2019 1:42 pm 
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I don't know if this has been mentioned, but that damn Dominos ad where the guy has three pizzas wrecked and he keeps returning for a replacement cardboard pizza has me ready to throw a remote at the tv.

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I don't know if this has been mentioned, but that damn Dominos ad where the guy has three pizzas wrecked and he keeps returning for a replacement cardboard pizza has me ready to throw a remote at the tv.

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I don't know if this has been mentioned, but that damn Dominos ad where the guy has three pizzas wrecked and he keeps returning for a replacement cardboard pizza has me ready to throw a remote at the tv.


the fact that dominos has pizza insurance is an example of how millennials continue to ruin this country.


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billypootons wrote:
TomPretty wrote:
So the other day I am listening to the Cubs post game show and there’s about eight minutes of commercials until you finally get to Zack’s post game where he throws in four ‘live’ commercials in three minutes

if someone had the time to audit 3 or 4 cubs WSCR broadcasts i'd imagine 25% of the broadcast is either commercials or in game ad reads


The Cubs have the heart of their lineup coming up...the heart of the lineup is sponsored by Northwesterm Medicine...

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Advance Auto Parts: "At any given time, 1 in 4 car batteries are about to die."

If true, shouldn't there be thousands/millions of dead cars in the streets at any given time?

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I'm ready to boycott all Chicago radio until the Advent Nose commercials go away.

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Singing about going to the bathroom commercial makes me flip the station quickly.

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“Slide into savings this weekend at Menards,” .....

Who continues to decide that the tired sports trope metaphor is still clever???


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How about the useless attractive lady, obviously a terrible parent, who is unable to stop little Johnny from gaming because her ATT internet doesn't have remote control like her Comcast does. She has to turn off the power to the house to get little Johnny to stop playing. How about the belt, bitch? Use it! And take him for his immunizations while you're at it. Does she actually say she tried "childhood medications" too get him to stop, or is that just my tinitus acting up?


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Did you guys know that Jeremy Renner joined Imagine Dragons?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pus3kykqwlE
:shock: :?

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 2:43 pm 
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It's been mentioned before, but these Advocate "C'mon Get Healthy ads....
I actually paid attention this time, expecting to see that the cake-soft emasculated male voices
were coming from a grade school gender studies teacher and a couple male nurses or some shit.
Nope. 2 dudes from the Chicago Fire Department.
:lol: :roll:

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 02, 2019 2:54 pm 
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The 1-800-GOT-JUNK spots have been slowly getting more and more insipid but are now full-on lobotomized. Happy-happy! Happy-happy!

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The country themed Toyota commercial.
A million times yes. Just fucking brutal.

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I don't like any Toyota commercials since their spokes chick had a kid and has wider hips. She still is fine but the pants are just so non complimentary.

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Comcast is running an ad where a mom laments that her kids never get off the internet, so she's had to resort to "positive reinforcement, child meditation, and even turning the entire home's power off." Clearly, these drastic actions would be unnecessary if she had Xfinity, which has a feature that allows you to turn the wifi off/on via an app.

All of that would also be unnecessary if she had a fucking clue on parenting.

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Jeremy Renner can (and has) eat a big bag of dicks with forcing his autotuned singing on us

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that Trolli commercial.


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that Trolli commercial.


love that commercial. It's like pre wwII berlin decadence

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This one is actually pretty funny. :lol:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRREDL59u_o

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Jeremy Renner can (and has) eat a big bag of dicks with forcing his autotuned singing on us


You should download the Jeremy Renner app!

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Jesus, these "We Ready..." commercials are brutal.


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The two nerds talking about Geico renters insurance and the guy's comfort "dog"/Shetland pony needs to be burned up.

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Cooooperrr, did you eat all the treats?

Yes, the dog ate all the dog treats.

As if this commercial wasn't annoying enough on its own merit, they have played it twice in the same commercial break.


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Tad Queasy wrote:
Jesus, these "We Ready..." commercials are brutal.

Yes.
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The two nerds talking about Geico renters insurance and the guy's comfort "dog"/Shetland pony needs to be burned up.

Napoleon Dynamite called. He said ripping off his schtick is so 15 years ago, GOSH.
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Cooooperrr, did you eat all the treats?

Yes, the dog ate all the dog treats.

As if this commercial wasn't annoying enough on its own merit, they have played it twice in the same commercial break.


I don't mind this one, because I think guilty dogs are funny and I love Help!, the way the lady stumbles over her 'eat all the treats' is kinda funny too.

I am getting seriously sick of (and this is nothing new) the trend of re-imagining 80's songs with some Lana Del Rey-wanna-be that doesn't enunciate the vowels. Examples: The 9-1-1 ads on Fox using Cruel Summer, and some other bullshit using Venus by Bananarama. It's not the razor commercial, it's for something else.

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