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 Post subject: Inebriated Rodent!!
PostPosted: Sun Aug 25, 2019 6:01 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Inebriated Rodent!!
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 Post subject: Re: Inebriated Rodent!!
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Well, for starters, his kinfolk told me I had an accent.

And he told me the right name for Wild Bill Hickok's hometown. I sometimes call it Tony Grove, thanks to a mistaken sign near Mendota, but it's Troy Grove.


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Nice meeting you tommy. My daughter even kept her eyes from rolling too much.


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 Post subject: Re: Inebriated Rodent!!
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you were lucky. not everyone gets out of the woodshed. you must have not looked tasty

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Drunk Squirrel wrote:
Nice meeting you tommy. My daughter even kept her eyes from rolling too much.

:lol: And my son even looked away from his phone.

Same here. I was drowsy from antibiotics and Advil, so I wasn't my usual effervescent self, but I had a great time.


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you were lucky. not everyone gets out of the woodshed. you must have not looked tasty

Oh please. Drunk Squirrel's violent days are, like the encroaching darkness of a murderously hot summer night, comfortably behind him.


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tommy wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
you were lucky. not everyone gets out of the woodshed. you must have not looked tasty

Oh please. Drunk Squirrel's violent days are, like the encroaching darkness of a murderously hot summer night, comfortably behind him.

Too many witnesses anyways.


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 Post subject: Re: Inebriated Rodent!!
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It was the rural equivalent of the airport... the Bureau county fair.. I spotted him across a dimly lit poultry barn. Magical.


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Drunk Squirrel wrote:
I spotted him across a dimly lit poultry barn. Magical.


:lol: :lol:


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It's generally the most sparsely populated poultry barn of any of the fifteen Illinois county fairs I have been to. It's old and falling apart and spiders the size of your fist dangle above you. But it is still awesome. (Plus, Champaign County don't even do poultry. Sickening.)

However, the damn Bureau County Fair Museum was closed! They have sweet memorabilia from Tiskilwa High School. (I have some weird interests.) Also, Godfella was maybe gonna go, but he was out of town.


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Your cornpone charm is intoxicating

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I was out at Bureau when the Oaks were performing. Who did they have this year?


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Does he have a great big cock?


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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:
I was out at Bureau when the Oaks were performing. Who did they have this year?


Gary Allan


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Burrito wrote:
Does he have a great big cock?


Inebriated Rodent wrote:
Who tommy? he lookd vry verile so my money is on yes


Thank you!


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I'd rather get ass cancer than spend an afternoon with a dope like tommy


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Caller Bob wrote:
I'd rather get ass cancer than spend an afternoon with a dope like tommy

Remember when Bob was hilarious? I loved that guy.


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tommy wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
I'd rather get ass cancer than spend an afternoon with a dope like tommy

Remember when Bob was hilarious?


No, I don't, to be honest.


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Drunk Squirrel wrote:
Nice meeting you tommy. My daughter even kept her eyes from rolling too much.


This guy gets it. Tommy is a douche.


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Drunk Squirrel wrote:
Nice meeting you tommy. My daughter even kept her eyes from rolling too much.


This guy gets it. Tommy is a douche.

Atta boy! This mult has guts!


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Caller Bob wrote:
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I'd rather get ass cancer than spend an afternoon with a dope like tommy

Remember when Bob was hilarious?


No, I don't, to be honest.

Holy shit....I can. It was like reading The Onion.

Denis, please verify.


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 Post subject: Re: Inebriated Rodent!!
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tommy wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
tommy wrote:
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I'd rather get ass cancer than spend an afternoon with a dope like tommy

Remember when Bob was hilarious?


No, I don't, to be honest.

Holy shit....I can. It was like reading The Onion.

Denis, please verify.

I'm not denis but I can confirm caller bob is a tool.

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 Post subject: Re: Inebriated Rodent!!
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Bob was funny. He is kind of a jerk now.

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