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Are Seinfeld Jokes/Memes Hilarious?
Yes 63%  63%  [ 15 ]
No 17%  17%  [ 4 ]
I ate a bug 21%  21%  [ 5 ]
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Hilarious right?

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Jerry: I mean, so what if I'm funny? Who cares?

Elaine: He thinks that if a woman sees a guy put on a better show, she'll walk out on his show, go see the other show.

Jerry: Well, should we leave?

George: Maybe you don't have to be so funny. I mean, would it kill you not to be so funny all the time? That's all I'm asking. This woman thinks I'm very funny. Now you're gonna be funny, so what am I gonna be? I'm gonna be a short bald guy with glasses who suddenly doesn't seem so funny.

Elaine: This is so ridiculous. Can we just go over there?

Jerry: I don't have to be funny, I don't care.

George: You don't?

Jerry: No way! It's completely under my control.

Elaine: No, it's not. You cannot not be funny.

Jerry: Of course I can, am I being funny now?

Elaine: A little.

Jerry: Oh, this is funny? I'm being funny?

Elaine: Yeah.

Jerry: George, is this funny?

George: It's funny!

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What’s the deal with this thread ?

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Helen: Roy's son R.J. said he wanted to learn the cello. Fat chance in Roy approving that!
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Darko's getting upset!

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He's fine. But I think he's a very overrated comedian.
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It's about time some highbrow contrarian comes in and starts shitting on Seinfeld. Bernstein would say how he never watched Seinfeld but he loved the Garry Shandling Show.

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DAC wrote:
It's about time some highbrow contrarian comes in and starts shitting on Seinfeld. Bernstein would say how he never watched Seinfeld but he loved the Garry Shandling Show.


i remember garry shandling as being pretty funny.... 20 years later i re-watched most of the first season.... meh, similar to arrested development.... meanwhile, seinfeld episodes remain as funny as the day i originally watched them
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Jerry live was not all that funny when I saw him. His warmup act was funnier.

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The show was great. The standup was pedestrian
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Nardi wrote:
The show was great. The standup was pedestrian


Yeah,I saw him too. He was ok at best.

He was no David Brenner.

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