Ironically, no mention of Jawbreakers ...

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Marathon bars were fantastic! Unless you held it in your hand or the temp was above 70. Then it became a melty mess.

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Jawbreakers, another horrible candy.

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Crunch is good, but you didn't even mention Nestle's best product;

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Some wise men posting above me. Was on vaccination (yes, I spelt it right) with my children last year in Tennessee and found a candy store and had one. Still awesome. Still have to cup your hand as you eat it because flakes of chocolate fall off. Not a defect, but part of the charm.



Damn....quality comment. I should have posted like right after DT did, and then I could have been all, "Dude, we posted the same thing!"

Snickers aren't Top 10.

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THIS.
These are fucking amazing.

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See...the good thing is that you can save years of time and scads of money on analysis, because this moment right here is where it all went wrong for you, my young friend.

The average fan of a Snickers bar is 55 years old. It is simply nostalgia for an older generation.

They have to push that average candy bar in commercials to even remind most of America it exists.

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Nope, that's 3 Musketeers.

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https://www.marketingdive.com/news/mars ... -z/417995/

It bombed so hard they took the videos down.

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the only bad candy is circus penis.

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IMU using the "Beatles suck" routine in an attempt to be edgy.

FAIL

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Dark chocolate Kit Kats are fantastic, especially when served cold.

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PSA: If you want your chocolate candy to taste better, put it in the fridge or freezer.


IMO, the best candy out there is frozen peanut M&M's.




Same goes for Oreo cookies. Frozen double stuff oreo's are next level, but you gotta dunk em or else they are too hard to chew first bite.

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Baby Ruth is a better Snickers. Go ahead and @ me.

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I agree with that 100%.

Snickers is still a solid #8 or so on the Top Ten list.

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snickers is more of a lunch than a candy.

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This is the tagline for America's obesity epidemic.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Yeah, those suck too.

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for the board hosers in the know:

glorious

Baby Ruth suck ass

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They crumble, there's not enough caramel, and the chocolate sucks.

Hello son.

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My brother!!!

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I don’t think I actually like the taste... but I’ll be damned if I won’t steal a butterfinger from the kids at Halloween.

Caramel just isn't very good.

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Yep, those and Now & Laters.

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