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Antarctica

Post subject: Let's fuck the QB's -- 2019 EDITION (we rank them too)

Posted: Sun Sep 22, 2019 11:48 pm

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THE GOAT
1. Tom Brady

ELITE
2. Pat Mahomes
3. Russell Wilson

THE TIER JUST BELOW WHERE ANDREW LUCK WOULD BE IF HE DIDNT FUCKING RETIRE ON US
4. Dak Prescott
5. Aaron Rodgers

PRETTY GOOD BUT CERTAINLY NOT ELITE
6. Matt Ryan
7. Josh Allen
8. Jared Goff
9. Philip Rivers

IN GLORIOUS ASCENSION
10. Kyler Murray

HIGH DRAFT PICKS THAT AREN'T FAILURES (and Teddy Bridgewater!!!)
11. Carson Wentz
12. Ted Brigdewater
13. Deshaun Watson
14. Baker Mayfield
15. Daniel Jones

SOLID STARTERS
16. Jacoby Brissett
17. Derek Carr
18. Matt Stafford
19. Lamar Jackson

INTRIGUING ROOKIES
20. Gardner Minshew
21. Mason Rudolph
22. Kyle Allen

HIGH PICKS THAT ARE PRETTY MEDIOCRE (OR SOMETIMES BAD)
23. Jameis Winston
24. Marcus Mariota
25. Jimmy Garappolo
26. Mitch (Pro Bowl QB) Trubisky

NOT TOTALLY LOST CAUSE YET
27. Josh Rosen
28. Case Keenum

IRREDEEMABLE WASTES
29. Kirk Cousins
30. Andy Dalton
31. Joe Flacco

WAIT...WHO?
32. Luke Falk

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Let's fuck the QB's -- 2019 EDITION (we rank them too)

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 7:14 am

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Let's fuck the QB's -- 2019 EDITION (we rank them too)

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 8:03 am

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(Pro Bowl QB) Trubisky is too high on that list and Jackson isn't high enough.

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Post subject: Re: Let's fuck the QB's -- 2019 EDITION (we rank them too)

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 8:12 am

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Tall Midget wrote:

(Pro Bowl QB) Trubisky is too high on that list and Jackson isn't high enough.

Agreed..Watson not high enough as well.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Let's fuck the QB's -- 2019 EDITION (we rank them too)

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 8:30 am

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Gardner Minshew needs to be about 18 spots higher

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Post subject: Re: Let's fuck the QB's -- 2019 EDITION (we rank them too)

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 8:31 am

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Jared Goff is too high too.

Probably should be down around Stafford level.

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Post subject: Re: Let's fuck the QB's -- 2019 EDITION (we rank them too)

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 8:38 am

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Wait. I can't stand the Packers, but in what universe was Andrew Luck ever better than Aaron Rodgers?

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Let's fuck the QB's -- 2019 EDITION (we rank them too)

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 8:45 am

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FukNuggitt wrote:

Wait. I can't stand the Packers, but in what universe was Andrew Luck ever better than Aaron Rodgers?

None. America is trying out a new bit in which Rodgers is not elite :lol:

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tommy

Post subject: Re: Let's fuck the QB's -- 2019 EDITION (we rank them too)

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 8:45 am

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FavreFan wrote:

Gardner Minshew needs to be about 18 spots higher

For the mustache alone

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Let's fuck the QB's -- 2019 EDITION (we rank them too)

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 8:48 am

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Kyler Murray 10? :lol:

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Post subject: Re: Let's fuck the QB's -- 2019 EDITION (we rank them too)

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 8:48 am

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FavreFan wrote:

FukNuggitt wrote:

Wait. I can't stand the Packers, but in what universe was Andrew Luck ever better than Aaron Rodgers?

None. America is trying out a new bit in which Rodgers is not elite :lol:

The new Joe Flacco

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Post subject: Re: Let's fuck the QB's -- 2019 EDITION (we rank them too)

Posted: Mon Sep 23, 2019 8:51 am

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Caller Bob wrote:

Kyler Murray 10? :lol:

viewtopic.php?f=90&t=113803&start=1020#p3274951

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Let's fuck the QB's -- 2019 EDITION (we rank them too)

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2019 4:34 pm

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Post subject: Re: Let's fuck the QB's -- 2019 EDITION (we rank them too)

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2019 4:53 pm

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Watson should be much higher on this list for the Saints performance alone. Seriously, you'd rather have Teddy Bridgewater over DeSaun Watson?!?

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Let's fuck the QB's -- 2019 EDITION (we rank them too)

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2019 5:05 pm

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Garoppolo @ 10 proves PFF is shit

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Let's fuck the QB's -- 2019 EDITION (we rank them too)

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2019 9:00 pm

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Furious Styles wrote:

this one had me doing a WTF scroll back up:

Quote:

7. DEREK CARR, OAKLAND RAIDERS
Carr’s good grade lands more on the conservative end of the spectrum, as he ranks third at avoiding turnover-worthy plays (two of his three interceptions were on the receiver and a bad bounce), though Carr ranks just 19th in the league in positively graded throws. After an encouraging Week 1 performance, Carr has settled back into a conservative approach that has seen him post an average depth of target of just 6.7, tied for fourth-lowest in the NFL this season.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: Let's fuck the QB's -- 2019 EDITION (we rank them too)

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2019 9:05 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

Garoppolo @ 10 proves PFF is shit

Mahomes at six said that first. The next poster citing them as authoritative should be banned.

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Antarctica

Post subject: Re: Let's fuck the QB's -- 2019 EDITION (we rank them too)

Posted: Wed Sep 25, 2019 9:36 pm

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I actually like Derek Carr a lot.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Let's fuck the QB's -- 2019 EDITION (we rank them too)

Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2019 4:35 pm

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Antarctica wrote:

4. Dak Prescott
5. Aaron Rodgers

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Antarctica

Post subject: Re: Let's fuck the QB's -- 2019 EDITION (we rank them too)

Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2019 5:23 pm

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I fell for the memes.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Let's fuck the QB's -- 2019 EDITION (we rank them too)

Posted: Sun Oct 13, 2019 8:24 pm

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I'm going to throw Delvin Hodges somewhere between 6 and 9.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Let's fuck the QB's -- 2019 EDITION (we rank them too)

Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2019 9:52 am

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1. Brady
2. Rodgers
3. Wilson
4. Mahomes

Everyone else

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Kirkwood

Post subject: Re: Let's fuck the QB's -- 2019 EDITION (we rank them too)

Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2019 10:06 am

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FavreFan wrote:

1. Brady
2. Rodgers
3. Wilson
4. Mahomes

Everyone else

Watson and Wentz are really good.

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