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PostPosted: Sun Oct 20, 2019 8:31 pm 
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Any of you guys good at it?


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Britt Baker is pretty cool.

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I bake fantastic chocolate cake

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Spaulding wrote:
Any of you guys good at it?


I have a limited repertoire, but I would say I am good at it. I haven't baked bread in a non commercial kitchen in some time though.

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I’ve shaped a few loaves in my time

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Hmmm. I'm sure I'll have questions in the future. How much practice does it take to get good at it?


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Back in another life--before I had kids--I used to bake bread religiously.

If you want to get serious about it, you should definitely grow your own starter. I'd also recommend picking up Nancy Silverton's Breads from La Brea Bakery, which served as my bread-baking bible when I was learning the craft. With a starter and that book, you can bake excellent bread on your first try.

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Thanks. You two will be hearing from me in the next 8 weeks! Need to make a great baguette.


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I have a starter with a partner...I don't know how that's going to go. I might start my own for a backup. It makes me nervous when I don't know what I'm doing.


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Tall Midget wrote:
Back in another life--before I had kids--I used to bake bread religiously.

If you want to get serious about it, you should definitely grow your own starter. I'd also recommend picking up Nancy Silverton's Breads from La Brea Bakery, which served as my bread-baking bible when I was learning the craft. With a starter and that book, you can bake excellent bread on your first try.


Classic Tall Midget.

It’s not really my thing these days....but here’s an incredibly detailed response.

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Quiet you! He's being helpful! I might fly him in and make TS come over and teach me how to make bread


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Quiet you! He's being helpful! I might fly him in and make TS come over and teach me how to make bread



Shhhhh! Men are talking.

When I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.

But I would eat that bread....well...maybe not after this post....

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 Post subject: Re: Bread bakers
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It's really not difficult.

It's as basic as could be for even the shittiest cooks for thousands of years.

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start with a basic yeast bread to get some experience handling dough, rising, shaping, baking etc. Sourdough adds a bunch of variables which complicate things immensely.

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Parker House Rolls are a staple of mine around the holidays. It does take some practice.

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Hatchetman wrote:
I’ve shaped a few loaves in my time


Haven't heard that euphemism before.

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my sister has been making sourdough bread for a few months now. it's quite good.

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good dolphin wrote:
It's really not difficult.

It's as basic as could be for even the shittiest cooks for thousands of years.



Cooking is not baking, bro. Baking requires a precision that cooking does not.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
It's really not difficult.

It's as basic as could be for even the shittiest cooks for thousands of years.



Cooking is not baking, bro. Baking requires a precision that cooking does not.


This. I love cooking. I fucking hate baking.

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I was in on the breadmaker appliance craze of 1998-2001. It actually made a pretty good loaf of bread.

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Hatchetman wrote:
I’ve shaped a few loaves in my time


have you buttered a few buns ?


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I was in on the breadmaker appliance craze of 1998-2001.
This reads like a Gil Gunderson quote.

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Bagels wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
I’ve shaped a few loaves in my time


have you buttered a few buns ?


when it comes to buttering buns I am essentially on a gluten and dairy free diet.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
It's really not difficult.

It's as basic as could be for even the shittiest cooks for thousands of years.



Cooking is not baking, bro. Baking requires a precision that cooking does not.


The person doing the cooking and baking were the same back in the fertile delta

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