Kirkwood makes his first visit ever to Soldiers Field for anything at 30. What's better than watching two idiot coaches, the Clapper vs BE YOU, racing to be the biggest burrito in the NFL.

Reality check, after two weeks of morons patting Mitch on the back for looking decent against two of the worst defenses in the NFL.

Dallas D is average but the below average Mitch will fall behind quickly after the 3 and outs pile up.

Zeke busts a couple runs and Dallas wins easy in 27 - 19 win.

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No Packet fans allowed. You will get fucked with.

L

Do you think he will wear a packer jersey or something?

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Bears win 17-14.

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Dallas fans are already rationalizing a loss and charting a path to the playoffs nevertheless.

Which suggests a Dallas win and the most insufferable sports fans aside from the North side and suburbs will go nuts. So everybody loses.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Dallas may have more talent. They have had a lot of talent for years. They always underwhelm. Bears win and Garret joins Rivera at the union hall Christmas party

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I feel a burial coming.

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Dallas 34
Bears 6

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Dak has been generous with the ball lately. i can see the Bears generating TOs. Can Mitch continue to slay bum defenses? If so then we have a shot

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Mack and to a lesser extent Floyd wins or loses this game.

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Elections have consequences.

Because Dallas or Philly could realistically win that division at 7-9.

The Redskins, inexplicably, can still win the division provided they win out and Dallas and Philly lose out.

Bears 22
Cowboys 20

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Need a Bear loss here.

Cowboy up.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

cowboys 20 bears 13, zeke 40 touches and 150 total yards, jason garrett will appear on tv 40 times and will be not talking 38 of those times

I don't think Zeke has rushed for 150 yards in a single game all season. Difficult to see him doing that tonight against a good defense.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

The Cowboys have been reeling lately. I think if the Bears can go out and kick them in the mouth during the first quarter/half, they wilt pretty quickly.

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Put a prop bet on Mitch tonight. Has to throw for more passing yards and more passing TD's than Dak. 4.5 to 1 payout. I like Mitch's chances.

BEARS!

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

i said total yards not rushing yards. and bears run d hasnt been good since hicks got injured. not a subjective take, the stats back it up.

start him in fantasy then

Ezikiel Elliot might be the most overrated player in the NFL right now, I'm more worried about Gallop abusing whatever corner we have with Prince out.

maybe if gallup was more refined as a WR... but he's still a really gifted raw talent and not anywhere near a polished route runner that cooper is. the bears dont shadow WR's so look for cooper to be moved around and be involved often.

Nah

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I guess there's a first time for everything this season.

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Bears lose by 20 and we can officially stop pretending this team has a future. Fire everyone.

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It really is surprising to me that Garrett hasn't been fired by now. And through recent history, they have probably been the most over-rated team in football. I really don't understand why Jones hasn't pulled the plug on Garrett.

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

They really have missed Hicks. Also, for some reason the Bears defense seems to give up a lot of yards at the beginning of the game. I don't know if Pagano's style is to go vanilla right away and then make adjustments?

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

I'm gonna go on a limb here and say our defense will play good enough and it will be up to our offense to score at least 18 points.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Cowboys 34
Bears 17

Mitch leads two 4th quarter TD drives after being down 34-3.

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This is the Bears last possible victory this season imo.. but I think the Cowboys will pull it off due to Dak being better than Mitch.


Cowboys 24

Bears 17

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If the rule you followed lead you to this, of what use was the rule?