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Very much so.


Are we just going to ignore the fact that the light-up penis lady's last name is 'Gash'?

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
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Very much so.


Are we just going to ignore the fact that the light-up penis lady's last name is 'Gash'?

Indeed. I'd like to talk to her.


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If people can't find Christmas joy in a light up dick, then I don't know who we are as a people anymore.

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If people can't find Christmas joy in a light up dick, then I don't know who we are as a people anymore.


Try putting your cock under a mistletoe....

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denisdman wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
If people can't find Christmas joy in a light up dick, then I don't know who we are as a people anymore.


Try putting your cock under a mistletoe....

But then he'd probably break his own neck.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:15 am 
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denisdman wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
If people can't find Christmas joy in a light up dick, then I don't know who we are as a people anymore.


Try putting your cock under a mistletoe....

Holy Toledo, that's a great idea....


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tommy wrote:
denisdman wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
If people can't find Christmas joy in a light up dick, then I don't know who we are as a people anymore.


Try putting your cock under a mistletoe....

Holy Toledo, that's a great idea....


Mistletoe is a parasitic organism that can kill you.

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That's hilarious. Why are people so uptight?

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:25 am 
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
tommy wrote:
denisdman wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
If people can't find Christmas joy in a light up dick, then I don't know who we are as a people anymore.


Try putting your cock under a mistletoe....

Holy Toledo, that's a great idea....


Mistletoes cause a parasitic orgasm that can kill you.


Corrected

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denisdman wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
tommy wrote:
denisdman wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
If people can't find Christmas joy in a light up dick, then I don't know who we are as a people anymore.


Try putting your cock under a mistletoe....

Holy Toledo, that's a great idea....


Mistletoes cause a parasitic orgasm that can kill you.


Corrected


Mistletoe orgasm can shoot up to 50 feet!

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:31 am 
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Great load today.

Yup.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2019 9:32 am 
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Ms. Gash has never really experienced the true joy of the season

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Absolutely. Very nice very nice indeed

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Darkside wrote:
That's hilarious. Why are people so uptight?


It's Kansas. The only state more uptight than those assholes are the fucks in Utah.

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