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FavreFan

Post subject: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:15 pm

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Post subject: Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:22 pm

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Stupid Trump.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:25 pm

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Capitalism Breeds Innovation

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:27 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

Capitalism Breeds Innovation

I get your point here, but the people that spend extra unnecessary time in the bathroom to avoid work are more weird than lazy, although they are both.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:28 pm

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have u ever shit on a slanted jenni's toilet?

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:29 pm

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That angle will increase the possibility of fouling the seat or having splash back

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:39 pm

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Just get yourself a squatty potty. problem solved.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:42 pm

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Just put your dick on the side of the toilet.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:45 pm

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my boss seriously spends over an hour a day in the bathroom
combine that with a 1 1/2 hour lunch and a good hour or so of smoke breaks and i'm not sure he even works 4 hours a day

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:46 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

That angle will increase the possibility of fouling the seat or having splash back

If by "increasing the possibility" you mean "shitting on it on purpose," yes.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:47 pm

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KDdidit wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

That angle will increase the possibility of fouling the seat or having splash back

If by "increasing the possibility" you mean "shitting on it on purpose," yes.

Oh, it's a lysishitrata.

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tommy

Post subject: Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:51 pm

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What companies wants to do this?

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:54 pm

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tommy wrote:

What companies wants to do this?

Schools.

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tommy

Post subject: Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:57 pm

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pittmike wrote:

tommy wrote:

What companies wants to do this?

Schools.

Man, I thought we were cool, Mike.

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 5:16 pm

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"Thanks to our new work shitter, every day is leg day!"

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 5:58 pm

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tommy wrote:

pittmike wrote:

tommy wrote:

What companies wants to do this?

Schools.

Man, I thought we were cool, Mike.

Many poking the bear. :lol:

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tommy

Post subject: Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 6:12 pm

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pittmike wrote:

tommy wrote:

pittmike wrote:

tommy wrote:

What companies wants to do this?

Schools.

Man, I thought we were cool, Mike.

Many poking the bear. :lol:

I can get behind that....

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Nas

Post subject: Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 6:36 pm

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An old employee will fall off the toilet and sue.

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Pres-Elect FukNuggitt

Post subject: Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees

Posted: Tue Dec 17, 2019 11:35 pm

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Its gotta be a bitch to jerk off while sitting on one of those things.

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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 8:42 am

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You realize that this thing is just a patent right and that not a single person is producing/selling this toilet right?

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 8:51 am

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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:

You realize that this thing is just a patent right and that not a single person is producing/selling this toilet right?

Way to shit on the thread.

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a retard

Post subject: Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 8:54 am

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If this keeps people from yakking loudly on their cell phones while sitting on the toilet then I am all for it.

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312player

Post subject: Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 9:24 am

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I can't see this changing anything, taking a shit on a flat surface or 30 degree angle will have no effect. You're still sitting.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 9:29 am

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If anything it will stop your legs from falling asleep if you have that issue.

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 9:30 am

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I’ll just have to shit with those leg savers on that the catchers in baseball wear.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 9:40 am

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The better motivator to pinch off and move on is just have someone enter the middle stall.

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312player

Post subject: Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 9:48 am

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If you want people in and out quick..no door on stall.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 9:52 am

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312player wrote:

If you want people in and out quick..no door on stall.

Old school military guys give this zero thoughts.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: New Toilets = No More Lazy Employees

Posted: Wed Dec 18, 2019 9:57 am

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312player wrote:

If you want people in and out quick..no door on stall.

My guess is you don't work in HR.

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