ALWAYS wear a hat, Adam.

Yes, ALWAYS.

Much like the follicle nature of my head, the hat is a good way to eliminate any sort of inequality along those lines. Not the same as when you put a hat on somebody on the field, for which our team and our players have done many times. There are different types of hats, different types of teams, and different types of men.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

I see a little Trestman with the beginning of a combover.

He's got a little Esteban Loaiza in him

Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

The file for Oct. 1, 2013, is particularly interesting. Every Tuesday when he was in Denver, Gase met with Manning at 2 p.m. Except this Tuesday, when Jennifer was delivering Wyatt by caesarean section.
Gase told his wife to schedule the operation for 10 a.m. “So they pulled the baby out of me and said, ‘It’s a boy,’” Jennifer says. “They didn’t even put my organs back and sew me up before he’s like, ‘You good?’ I said, ‘Yeah, I’m good.’” He said, ‘All right then, I’m out.’ They said, ‘You want to cut the umbilical cord?’ He said, ‘No, I’m good.’” At 2 p.m., Manning was stunned to find Gase waiting for him in the meeting room. Manning: “You’ve got to be kidding me. Didn’t your wife just have a baby two hours ago?” Gase: “Yeah, but did you really think I was going to let you win this one?”

WHO'S BEEN TAKING HITS FROM MICHAEL PHELPS' BONG?!"

Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?

He should drop in to see what condition his condition is in.

He is so obviously going to get run out of town despite assurances made to the contrary.

It's an amazing and nearly unprecedented feeling as a Bears fan to be able to laugh at the incompetence of other organizations. How long will this last?

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

It's an amazing and nearly unprecedented feeling as a Bears fan to be able to laugh at the incompetence of other organizations. How long will this last?