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Post subject: Re: Ask Spaulding questions.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 2:29 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

MFK: Beardown, Noisewater, Regular Reader

Death is not an option.

I'd like to F all of them.

That'd probably kill me.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Ask Spaulding questions.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 2:31 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

So, if Hillside Mall was your mall, and Giochino's is your pizza joint, I'm assuming you're a Hillside or Berkley gal, correct? We might know some of the same people.

I lived in Westchester. I'm considerably older than you and I think my friends would think you're an annoying prick so I don't think we have a lot in common. We did go to Qs quite a bit.

I'm considerably older than BadRogue thinks. Let's grab a drink sometime at Eden Lanes.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Ask Spaulding questions.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 2:44 pm

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Darkside wrote:

You've only slept with one guy?

Yes. Hard to believe but true.

Fooled around quite a bit though. :lol:

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Ask Spaulding questions.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 3:13 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

Darkside wrote:

You've only slept with one guy?

Yes. Hard to believe but true.

Fooled around quite a bit though. :lol:

I remember.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Ask Spaulding questions.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 3:16 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

Darkside wrote:

You've only slept with one guy?

Yes. Hard to believe but true.

Fooled around quite a bit though. :lol:

I remember.

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: Ask Spaulding questions.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 4:27 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

Darkside wrote:

You've only slept with one guy?

Yes. Hard to believe but true.

Fooled around quite a bit though. :lol:

I remember.

Factor in the rule of 3.....that's FOUR!

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MajorKong

Post subject: Re: Ask Spaulding questions.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 4:43 pm

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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: Ask Spaulding questions.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:52 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

Darkside wrote:

You've only slept with one guy?

Yes. Hard to believe but true.

Fooled around quite a bit though. :lol:

37 is your number higher or lower?

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Ask Spaulding questions.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 5:57 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Nardi wrote:

You getting soft?

Not according to your wife.

That was my mom. Yikes

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312player

Post subject: Re: Ask Spaulding questions.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 6:21 pm

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Who's more attractive, Baez or Moncada?

I read a Hatchetman post that said Moncada.. I think it's Baez.

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Post subject: Re: Ask Spaulding questions.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 7:03 pm

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312player wrote:

Who's more attractive, Baez or Moncada?

I read a Hatchetman post that said Moncada.. I think it's Baez.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Ask Spaulding questions.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 7:18 pm

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chaspoppcap wrote:

37 is your number higher or lower?

You guys can think what you want

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Ask Spaulding questions.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 7:21 pm

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If you could pick any hut, cottage, mansion...any spot in the world, when and how would you like to retire?

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City of Fools

Post subject: Re: Ask Spaulding questions.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 7:23 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Good luck with that after you've kicked me in the testicles.

Might turn ya on. Don't knock it til ya try it.

Speaking from experience, sex is pretty much over after a kick the balls, however accidental

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Post subject: Re: Ask Spaulding questions.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 7:25 pm

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I propose we change this thread direction, and let Spaulding ask dr. Ken and I man questions...

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Ask Spaulding questions.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 7:28 pm

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I have a question for you Spaulding...

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Ask Spaulding questions.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 7:36 pm

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pittmike wrote:

I have a question for you Spaulding...

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tommy

Post subject: Re: Ask Spaulding questions.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 7:43 pm

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Spaulding, would you read an "Ask 312player" thread?

If so, how would you read? You may choose two:

1) assiduously
2) left to right--like a normal Christian
3) disinterestedly
4) fawningly
5) faithfully

I would love to see such a thread. Ask RR would be good, too....

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Ask Spaulding questions.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 8:02 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

pittmike wrote:

I have a question for you Spaulding...

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Ask Spaulding questions.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 8:50 pm

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I knew a couple old guys would pick up on it. Anyway, Spaulding you are a good egg for dealing with us dopes.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Ask Spaulding questions.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 9:02 pm

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You shithead misogynists ran off all the other girls. Cheers to Spaulding. One tough broad.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: Ask Spaulding questions.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 9:38 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

Beardown wrote:

How about a latino? Ever bang a latino, Spaulding?

No. Let me shorten this up. Just my husband and he's a white guy.

Gotcha. I'm sorry. These questions were very juvenile of me. I should be better then that. It won't happen again.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: Ask Spaulding questions.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 9:42 pm

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:

Beardown wrote:

How about a latino? Ever bang a latino, Spaulding?

JFC Beardown, why not just ask her when she last used a dildo on herself.

Spaulding, who is your favorite hockey player (past or present), and which one would you like to kick in the testicles?

That is a good question.

Hey Spaulding, when was the last time you used a dildo on yourself?

More importantly, was the dildo black or white?

Spaulding: :roll:

Beardown: Shit, sorry, it happened again. But answer it anyway.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Ask Spaulding questions.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 10:08 pm

Douchebag wrote:

So, if Hillside Mall was your mall, and Giochino's is your pizza joint, I'm assuming you're a Hillside or Berkley gal, correct? We might know some of the same people.

I think North Shore Jay did this bit once before.

Spaulding might recall.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Ask Spaulding questions.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 10:11 pm

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Why did you decide to attend Purdue?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Ask Spaulding questions.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 10:13 pm

Tall Midget wrote:

Why did you decide to attend Purdue?

And why did you decide to stay once you got there?

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Ask Spaulding questions.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 10:14 pm

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How do you orgasm? Vaginal or Clitoral?

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Ask Spaulding questions.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 10:21 pm

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What is the most memorable meal you've ever had? Why does it stand out for you?

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Ask Spaulding questions.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 10:31 pm

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What's your favorite bar? Why?

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The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Ask Spaulding questions.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2020 10:34 pm

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Why was there an empty seat between you and Nas?

Not that I'm complaining...

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