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At some point in late spring I patched up quite a few spots that my dog had dug up. Apparently I should have spent more time reading the bags of seed I bought because all of the spots that were patch with seed are still really green. It's bothering me and I don't know what to do to fix it.

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At some point in late spring I patched up quite a few spots that my dog had dug up. Apparently I should have spent more time reading the bags of seed I bought because all of the spots that were patch with seed are still really green. It's bothering me and I don't know what to do to fix it.



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At some point in late spring I patched up quite a few spots that my dog had dug up. Apparently I should have spent more time reading the bags of seed I bought because all of the spots that were patch with seed are still really green. It's bothering me and I don't know what to do to fix it.

Hmm...Dig it up in the spring again but this time half ass it?
Dig it up and this time make geometric shapes so it's artful?
Dig up the whole lawn around it to match?
Kill the dog as revenge?

There's always the standard CFMB.... MOVE!

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Find out the fertilizer in the patch kits and use that everywhere the patches aren’t.

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Not quite to LA yet. Connecting in PHX. Everything and planes is crowded this evening for some reason. Oh well won’t ruin a Cali week nor seeing grand daughter.

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Not quite to LA yet. Connecting in PHX. Everything and planes is crowded this evening for some reason. Oh well won’t ruin a Cali week nor seeing grand daughter.

Try putting a milk bone in your shoe.

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Nobody under 12 has to take off their shoes at the airport. If I could send one person to hell, it's Richard Reid. That fucking guy.


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Nobody under 12 has to take off their shoes at the airport. If I could send one person to hell, it's Richard Reid. That fucking guy.


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Nobody under 12 has to take off their shoes at the airport. If I could send one person to hell, it's Richard Reid. That fucking guy.


TSA-Pre. It will change your life.

That concept just proves to me that TSA is only an illusion of safety.

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Nobody under 12 has to take off their shoes at the airport. If I could send one person to hell, it's Richard Reid. That fucking guy.


TSA-Pre. It will change your life.

That concept just proves to me that TSA is only an illusion of safety.


Everything is an illusion of safety.

But at least I don't have to re-tie my shoes.

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Nobody under 12 has to take off their shoes at the airport. If I could send one person to hell, it's Richard Reid. That fucking guy.


TSA-Pre. It will change your life.


Unless you have to pay for a family of 83.

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Nobody under 12 has to take off their shoes at the airport. If I could send one person to hell, it's Richard Reid. That fucking guy.


TSA-Pre. It will change your life.

That concept just proves to me that TSA is only an illusion of safety.

The TSA is the repository of seminary washouts. Grab ‘em by the...

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That concept just proves to me that TSA is only an illusion of safety.


Illusion? You mean the disinterested people that stuff themselves into uniforms like plump sausages and harass Americans have little impact on safety. No way. I don't believe it.


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Nobody under 12 has to take off their shoes at the airport. If I could send one person to hell, it's Richard Reid. That fucking guy.


TSA-Pre. It will change your life.


Unless you have to pay for a family of 83.


Paying for 83 would still change your life.

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Nobody under 12 has to take off their shoes at the airport. If I could send one person to hell, it's Richard Reid. That fucking guy.


TSA-Pre. It will change your life.


Unless you have to pay for a family of 83.

Put a helmet on that soldier, for Christ’s sake.

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I miss my job. I miss working. I miss some of my coworkers.


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I miss my job. I miss working. I miss some of my coworkers.

First world problems.

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I miss my job. I miss working. I miss some of my coworkers.


Which ones don't you miss?

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This one girl kept fucking stuff up and the scheduler didn't listen. I miss it though. By the end I was on fumes but now I'm well rested and I miss it. I wish you could go work when you want.

School starts next week. Little nervous. The girl that hired me and then quit is one of my instructors. I hope I do well, did a little practice this week and it was no good and I think it's what I want to focus on so now I'm discouraged.


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First world problems.


Sorta, but idle time is the devil's playground.


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This one girl kept fucking

Go on...

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First world problems.


Sorta, but idle time is the devil's playground.

No shit, sister. I’ve been dealing with that for thirty plus years.

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It's come out in the last 6 months a couple we know is getting divorced she cheated on him...a lot, and our other friend has a pretty severe depression problem and sometimes she drinks too much. I did a good thing going to school. It costs much less than a divorce and I might be employable someday!


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It's come out in the last 6 months a couple we know is getting divorced she cheated on him...a lot, and our other friend has a pretty severe depression problem and sometimes she drinks too much. I did a good thing going to school. It costs much less than a divorce and I might be employable someday!

Just goes to show that you women are awful and the working man has to pay for your liabilities. More first world problems.

Just be thankful you don’t have to wear a burqa.

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I just want to kick your ass right now because you are a little right and a little wrong. You are always a dipshit.


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I just want to kick your ass right now because you are dip a little right and a little wrong. You are always a dipshit.

That’s why you’ve always been intrigued by me. You like dipshits.

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That’s why you’ve always been intrigued by me. You like dipshits.


You like me more. I'm good. :wink:

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That’s why you’ve always been intrigued by me. You like dipshits.


You like me more. I'm good. :wink:

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Friday I come home from work to find two telephone poles laid out in the front lawn. There was still snow on the ground, so the pockmarked lawn caused by depositing said treated lumber in my front lawn was not easily visible. Comed has no idea why they are there as no work is planned in our area. The better half is fixated on this calamity.

Somehow I know that dude from The Watchmen is behind this. What's a brother gotta do to get him to teleport this crap away?

Update. Still have one 45 ft pole for anyone that wants it. Comed picked up one of two and has basically ignored the existence of the second. What a bunch of shit. Could be great gag gift for someone close to you...

2 months it took. 2 months and a couple phone calls each week to finally get ComEd to pick up the lumber they dumped in our front yard. I caught so much residual shit over this thing. I actually felt kinda sorry for the crew that had to come pick it up. The better half was apparently in rare form in her phone calls. Not cursing mind you, but calling out each person she spoke with that said they'd have the thing removed. Nobody on the crew would speak with her and backed away if she spoke like she was gonna start swinging. :lol: she ain't that big. She can talk though.


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