Mesmerizing....

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Indeed...

I wonder what search she did for that gif...70s disco boob shaking?

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Pam Ewing dance will pull it up. I love Dallas. I watched it with my parents,on maternity leave, and have started watching it the last couple months. I want to stay a night on south fork. That's from one of the early seasons. It was such a great show.

You guys are sweet on Pammy.

Rick and Morty is stupid. Nobody laughs and everybody says it's good. Comedy is dead.

I was sweet on Pam at a young age.

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Elections have consequences.

Got the bright idea to ride my bike this morning. This weather is the worst. There are ice patches all over and they're covered by light snow so I can't see them to navigate around them. I felt like I was walking a high wire out there. I came close to dropping the bike twice. I've already fallen twice this winter. Not good for an old man. One of these times I'm going to break something. At least I was smart enough to cut it short. I only got seven slow miles in. That's 252 miles and 61 cents for the year.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Get a rowing machine

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Take a week off, JOrr. Most of this snow and ice should be gone by next weekend. Hi temps are forecast to be above freezing almost every day from Saturday until Super Bowl Sunday.

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JORR needs a Pelaton bike for the winter months

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

This seems more JORR's stationary speed

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My brother dropped his a couple years ago on the lake shore, earned himself an ambulance ride and a broken hip if I remember right. Of course, then he slipped and fell walking his dog the next fall and broke his arm (some one was watering their lawn in November?) so maybe he just has brittle bones.

I've never let any of my kids eat or drink in any car I've ever had. Lady Nas allows everyone to eat in her car. Whenever I go to get the carseat back out of her car there is crackers and a bunch of other crap on it. Why can't moms say no to snacks in the car?

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

probably drinks oat-milk lattes.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I slipped on ice coming down my own stairs last week, grabbed a railing to keep from falling and pulled a muscle in my shoulder. The pain still radiates into a little finger numbness sitting at this desk for the 5-6 hours I've been here. Old age is wreaking havoc with the results of my old bad habits. And I'm salting the hell out of everything, which will probably wreck my back deck & steps.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I know you're joking but I seriously stay away from soy. It is anti-testosterone. We are built to have 8 times the testosterone than women.

I think the real problem is he drink tea and wine instead of coffee and bourbon. How we were raised in the same house is beyond me.

Testosterone, the root of, and solution to, all the world's problems, if you listen to soy drinkers and women.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I once dated a woman whose parents owned a vegetarian restaurant. The soy tacos were some of the best things that I have ever had. Her recent marriage to a woman ended in Essence.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

I just went through the security checkpoint at the international terminal at O’Hare. It was pretty much empty and after having to be reminded to take off my shoes I mentioned to the TSA guy that I was used to getting pre-check. He responded that they don’t always give it to you because “they need to keep the rag-heads in check”. I know that attitude exists but I was stunned that he had no problem exhibiting it to a complete stranger.

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

Driving home down Dowell Road through lovely Lakemoor when a motherfucking deer runs right into the side of my two month old Equinox. I asked the Sheriff if I could shoot it dead myself but she wouldn't let me. I still got my satisfaction when she shot it.

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Move

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Trump wins again!

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Not all heros wear capes

I was pretty sure you’d give him a thumbs up. You never disappoint.

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

Last April-ish I had to get a tooth pulled because it was cracked. Tooth #7, not one of the two front teeth, but the one right next to it. Had the oral surgery for an implant which sucked because they are drilling a hole in your skull. Not a ton of pain, but it did wipe me out for two days. Waited the 5-6 months for the screw to integrate with the bone. Everything was going good, got the mold taken for the crown, and today was the day! Dentist gets going and, at the last minute while he is torquing the post my implant comes loose and has to be removed.

Now I have to start all over again.

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Yikes! How did that happen? I thought they could do all of this in a few days?

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Deer sausage?

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Had a similar problem. Had re-absorbtion of one of my front teeth. Never heard of it but it was a tooth that had a root canal 30 years ago. Anyway the implant process you describe was so long and so much money as well as not covered I said no thanks. Grind the 3 teeth down to posts and slam in a custom 4 tooth grill right up front. Looks great and done.

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Elections have consequences.

"absssorbs them" (Sorry, was just watching the greatest horror movie ever last night)

Saturday our garage door got all jacked up. I don't know what in the hell happened to it, but it only opened about 3' and the cables to pull the door up on the right side on now on the outside of the door.

Yesterday I got into a car accident on my way home from work. Fortunately myself and the other party were fine, and neither of our kids were in the car. We were both on our way to pick up our sons. The drivers side headlight is destroyed and my front end is pretty jacked up, but I was able to drive it to the shop so hopefully its more cosmetic damage than anything else. Sucks but very lucky as things could have been much worse for either vehicle. And yes both of us stuck around and are insured.

It's only money. I can't take it with me when I go.

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