What did everybody think of the XFL?

My neighbor Bill Wayman cooked up some venison and chilli for it but we got bored fast so I dug out my old PlayStation and we created our own XFL team on Madden 2004. Wanna see it? I didn't think so.

So here ya go...(he came up with all the offense names and I did the defense/ST names)

Team Name: Scranton Darkseid (East Division)

Roster:

QB:

7-Slydale Genisys (black)
9-Sid Dinwiddie (white)
66-Gary Palpatine (white)

RB:

20-Norris Knightraker (black)
49-Lunchpail Jones (B)
43-Whitney Cicon (W)

FB:

34-Lex Groover (w)
35-Bill Attcheson (w)

TE:

85-Dennis Sutan (w)
88-Diego McDarth (Mexican)
80-Reggie Tortual (w)

WR:

19-Lydecker Endraughnty (B)
84-Don Jon of Arcadia (B)
17-Wee Willy Fortnite (B)
83-Ventravious Van Zant (B)
82-Bae Rae Carruth (B- related to Rae Carruth)
81-Leviathan Hoargar (B)

T:

60-Larry Canadaigua (W)
70-McGregor St. John (B)
61-Pat Gulch (W)

G:

73-Lester Lunt (B)
62-Barry Berlin (W)
79-Choncho Kulwicki (W)

C:

68-Terry O'Janowicz (W)
69-Gabriel Detsko (W)

DT:

63-Bath Tub Brogan (B)
95-Knox Warbucks (B)
93-Lorenzo Unspaghett (ITALIAN)

DE:

91-Econoline Escandel (B)
92-Horace Elway (B)
75-Butch Burns-Kasson (W)

OLB:

51-Boom Boom McPike (B)
52-Tyson Bel Aire (B)
56-Marty Tebow (B)
54-Q.T. Gunderson (W)

MLB:

53-Sha Shira Akai (CHINESE))
50-Garth Stillbarth (W)

CB:

21-Bobby New Brixton (B)
26-Humpty Hunt (B)
40-Ivan the Turrible (B)
29-Yolo Yardley (B)
24-Todd Mustafa-Abraham (B/MUSLIM)

FS:

41-Lionel Groover (W)
44-JuJu Jo Veston (W)

SS:

30-Vaughn Vessicle (B)
27-Dean Mirieider (W)

K:
4-Conjermo from Palermo (Italian)

P:
5- Remy Sawyer (W)

Pretty diverse roster. But we're 1-3 so far vs the computer. Tomlinson ran for like 340yds against us. No injuries yet though.

Dude.

There is a whole fucking thread about this already.

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And nobody gives a shit about your video games. Mods, please delete.

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I swear I looked for it. Didn't see an XFL section. I mean posting it here makes no less sense than putting it under the "NFL section." But my bad.

Posting what you did this weekend on a video game that is over 15 years old makes no sense to post anywhere.

Hopefully Bill Wayman puts cyanide in his next batch of chili.

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Fuck you for using something similar to my name, dickmouth.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

The XFL sucks.

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And a Hershey's kiss.

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Who in the world are you??? I never even heard of you til now. Plus, Darkseid has been a boss villain longer than your reign.

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I tried to stick up for JGWP but this is Goldendomer shit. Just ban him

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Exactly what the fuck do the Bears have to do with the XFL? The thread was properly placed into the slushbucket NFL forum. Go fuck yourself JGWP.

So which name do you girls like the best?

I used Ted Washington for Bath Tub Brogan and Im pretty sure I used Plaxico for Don Jon.

I AM... DARKSIDE!

And fuck you.

Toodles!

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Lol...who you kidding? You'd all miss me.

Since YOU brought it up, we are going to test the veracity of your assertion.

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Ah, come on. This is harmless.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Fuck that. Launch this guy into the sun.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

All complaints should be forwarded to telegram Sam.

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Yup!

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Come on guys.

Frank vs. JGWP could be a long-standing rivalry.

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Combine "The Hawk" and "JGWP" into a single account.

One sided...like the Harlem Globetrotters against the Washington Generals.

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Provided I can put together a subcommittee and impose gif limits.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

That’s what makes it fun.

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This thread has it all. Male bonding. Playstation. Venison chili. Strange abbreviations. And using the XFL as an excuse to talk to strangers about it.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

APPROVED,

Sincerely,
Management

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