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GoldenJet

Post subject: Condiment Pairings

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:47 am

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Ketchup

Burgers
Turkey sandwiches
Chicken sandwiches
Roast beef sandwiches
Hot dog sandwiches. (Sliced hotdog on toast)
French fries

Mustard

Hot dogs
Brats
Corned beef
Turkey
Salami
Summer sausage
Ham

Mayo

Can usually be mixed with mustard or ketchup
Ham

Please contribute

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: Condiment Pairings

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:49 am

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Mayo is stupid and awful. It belongs on nothing. It's even an inferior base to salad dressing compared to sour cream or greek yogurt.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Condiment Pairings

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:53 am

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GoldenJet wrote:

Ketchup

Burgers
Turkey sandwiches
Chicken sandwiches
Roast beef sandwiches
Hot dog sandwiches. (Sliced hotdog on toast)
French fries

Mustard

Hot dogs
Brats
Corned beef
Turkey
Salami
Summer sausage
Ham

Mayo

Can usually be mixed with mustard or ketchup
Ham

Please contribute

Wayy too much ketchup use. Ketchup on turkey, roast beef, and chicken? awful

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Post subject: Re: Condiment Pairings

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:58 am

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GoldenJet wrote:

Ketchup

Burgers
Turkey sandwiches
Chicken sandwiches
Roast beef sandwiches
Hot dog sandwiches. (Sliced hotdog on toast)
French fries

Mustard

Hot dogs
Brats
Corned beef
Turkey
Salami
Summer sausage
Ham

Mayo

Can usually be mixed with mustard or ketchup
Ham

Please contribute

I'm sorry, but did you just advocate for putting ketchup on a turkey sandwich and a roast beef sandwich???

That might be the most disgusting thing I've ever read in this subforum.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Condiment Pairings

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:59 am

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I'm not a big ketchup fan. It has it's place, but I would consider it the most overused condiment out there.

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Post subject: Re: Condiment Pairings

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 11:01 am

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Douchebag wrote:

I'm not a big ketchup fan. It has it's place, but I would consider it the most overused condiment out there.

It definitely does not belong on any sandwich listed above.

Maybe a burger.

Hot dog...eh its stupid but ok.

But fuck no to those sandwiches

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Post subject: Re: Condiment Pairings

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 11:07 am

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Post subject: Re: Condiment Pairings

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 11:37 am

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Love a turkey sammich with cucumbers and olives and just absolutely SLATHERED in catsup.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Condiment Pairings

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 11:37 am

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Ketchup: garbage can

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Condiment Pairings

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 2:52 pm

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Look at all the sophisticates...

Ketchup has it's place at the top of the condiment pyramid.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Condiment Pairings

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 2:53 pm

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GoldenJet wrote:

Look at all the sophisticates...

Ketchup has it's place at the top of the condiment pyramid.

My problem is, back in the days of my youth, I worked in the snack bar at the Brunswick in Palatine...and the last thing I had to do was refill the ketchup bottles out of the giant can. The smell alone to this day makes me retch.

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Condiment Pairings

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 2:56 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

Look at all the sophisticates...

Ketchup has it's place at the top of the condiment pyramid.

My problem is, back in the days of my youth, I worked in the snack bar at the Brunswick in Palatine...and the last thing I had to do was refill the ketchup bottles out of the giant can. The smell alone to this day makes me retch.

Yeah, volumes of ketchup are kinda nauseating.

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Condiment Pairings

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 2:57 pm

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One of the great, underutilized condiments

Pickapeppa...better than any steak sauce.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Condiment Pairings

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 2:59 pm

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GoldenJet wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

Look at all the sophisticates...

Ketchup has it's place at the top of the condiment pyramid.

My problem is, back in the days of my youth, I worked in the snack bar at the Brunswick in Palatine...and the last thing I had to do was refill the ketchup bottles out of the giant can. The smell alone to this day makes me retch.

Yeah, volumes of ketchup are kinda nauseating.

Honestly, it's been 24 years and it still gets me every time.

I pissed my wife off last winter...we stopped at the McDonalds drive thru to get the kids some dinner before swim lessons. She got a quarter pounder, opened it while I was driving, and the smell hit me so hard I had to open the window. It was like 10 degrees outside.

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: Condiment Pairings

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:06 pm

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BigW72 wrote:

Mayo is stupid and awful. It belongs on nothing. It's even an inferior base to salad dressing compared to sour cream or greek yogurt.

All right, I was okay losing to you until that terrible take. :wink:

:wink:

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Condiment Pairings

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:08 pm

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Sometimes I'll do mustard and mayo or ketchup and mayo. They mix together well.

Something I'll never understand is mayo on fries.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Condiment Pairings

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:11 pm

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GoldenJet wrote:

Sometimes I'll do mustard and mayo or ketchup and mayo. They mix together well.

Something I'll never understand is mayo on fries.

My wife does the ketchup/mayo combo

I was dubious on the mayo on fries thing until I was in Belgium last fall. The way they fry theirs, it's really good....like the right amount of oily fat with thick, crispy fries that are really soft in the middle. It's not something I do on the regular, but it's not bad.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Condiment Pairings

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:12 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

Sometimes I'll do mustard and mayo or ketchup and mayo. They mix together well.

Something I'll never understand is mayo on fries.

My wife does the ketchup/mayo combo

I was dubious on the mayo on fries thing until I was in Belgium last fall. The way they fry theirs, it's really good....like the right amount of oily fat with thick, crispy fries that are really soft in the middle. It's not something I do on the regular, but it's not bad.

Yeah I never cared for it until I had it in Europe a few years back. It is pretty good.

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Condiment Pairings

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:14 pm

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Damn Sophisticates!

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Condiment Pairings

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:16 pm

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GoldenJet wrote:

Damn Sophisticates!

They go really well with a Belgian beer, too...Delerium Tremens is a personal favorite.

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: Condiment Pairings

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:21 pm

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The only condiment that should be taken out and shot is Miracle Whip.

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shakes

Post subject: Re: Condiment Pairings

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:26 pm

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Hatchetman wrote:

The only condiment that should be taken out and shot is Miracle Whip.

anyone who likes Miracle Whip is a serial killer.

It's the reason I stopped going to Hero's Subs on Addison and Western.

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: Condiment Pairings

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 4:34 pm

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Jaw Breaker wrote:

BigW72 wrote:

Mayo is stupid and awful. It belongs on nothing. It's even an inferior base to salad dressing compared to sour cream or greek yogurt.

All right, I was okay losing to you until that terrible take. :wink:

:wink:

Right!
I know that my stance on Mayo is very much in the minority. Everyone loves mayo....except me and...

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: Condiment Pairings

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 4:59 pm

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Imagine a BLT with no mayo!

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Condiment Pairings

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 5:02 pm

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Hatchetman wrote:

Imagine a BLT with no mayo!

Ketchup!!!

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Condiment Pairings

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 5:02 pm

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Post subject: Re: Condiment Pairings

Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2020 5:17 pm

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BigW72 wrote:

Mayo is stupid and awful. It belongs on nothing. It's even an inferior base to salad dressing compared to sour cream or greek yogurt.

Counter-point: Mayo is delicious on everything.

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: Condiment Pairings

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 8:22 am

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Hatchetman wrote:

Imagine a BLT with no mayo!

I've imagined and actually dined on many a BLT with no mayo. It's wonderful. Mayo is just unnecessary slop

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Post subject: Re: Condiment Pairings

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:47 am

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i've started to come around to mayo. i don't add it, but if it shows up on something...whatever.

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Post subject: Re: Condiment Pairings

Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:35 am

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GoldenJet wrote:

Sometimes I'll do mustard and mayo or ketchup and mayo. They mix together well.

Something I'll never understand is mayo on fries.

Garlic mayo, chipotle mayo, or either aioli on fries is pretty good. Also cilantro ranch on fries.

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