I just found this funny.

Let's think of NY cliches that Jesse will screw up.

"Hi, Dan and Terry. I'm really taking a bite out of the Big Orange."

"You know what they say about New York. It's the city that always sleeps."

"I was trying to interview Lou Pinella but he left his media session in a New York second."

"I've really enjoyed my trip here guys. I brought my family. I was telling my wife, you know what they say, if you can make it here you won't make it anywhere. Or something like that."

"Ya know what I don't get? I was looking to buy a nice watch. I went to Time Square and there wasn't one watch shop. I think that misadvertising if you asked me. I wasted a lot of time."

"I was walking down Broadway and you won't believe this guys!!!! There are men on that street too."

"It's funny here. They have women advertising their land scapping companies on the streets of Manhatan. They just ask you on the street. I had 4 ladies say to me "100 dollars for a blow job." I told them I'm here on business and I don't own a lawn here. They all gave me a weird look."

"So long guys. Reporting live from New York, I'm Jesse Rogers."

this dick is a baseball expert on the score ?

come on they just got rid of 1.5mil/yr

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Please die in a fire.

I like Jesse, at least he puts in a effort, thats more I can say for North the last 5 years.

I actually like Jesse too. I think he's pretty solid on Hit and Run.

Let's just say George helps that product a lot. It's a pleasant listen.

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Middle Aged Crazy, like Uncle Terry

I just find it apropos!!!!!!

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Well, Jesse Rogers won't be hosting pre & postgame now that the Blackhawks have moved their radio broadcasts to WGN 720 starting this fall. Jesse & George Ofman do a solid job on "Hit & Run" every Sunday morning before the White Sox game. Jesse & George are as passionate as anyone when it comes to baseball. I also think the diamond is Jesse's second favorite pastime.

Jesse had one that even Boers had to call him on the other day. They were talking about A Rod and Madonna and Cynthia Rodriguez's name came up. Jesse said A Rod had so much money that even when C Rod takes half, he'll still have all of it. Boers was like WTF?

Anyone hear the great Jesse quote this morning? Zaidman said, "How did the NL not win that game?" to which Prof. Rogers replied, "How did the AL not win that game?"

Uh, actually, they did.

I'm sure Jesse was misquoted.

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President of Blake Shetlon fan club

Best Rolodex in the business!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I think he's ok, but I wish he would just stick to his opinions. Often times, especially when he comes on Boers and Bernstein, I hear this guy coming off his positions to agree with them on random baseball issues.

Jesse falls very quickly for jedi mind tricks.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

That's like saying Pat Hughes helps the Cubs radio product...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

by the way, NIU is very very very very very very proud of Jessie...every communications prof. in the place either knew him, watched his genius from afar or "started him on his path to greatness"...hope none of them actually listen to him or come on this board

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

MY GUY!!!!!

Hows about Jesse interviewing Yogi Berra?! Theres a war of the words.

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Rika Nishimura is a nude Japanese idol who enjoys the status of living legend. 2004 saw the release of the DVD compilation "Rika, 22 Years Old - A Goddess Reincarnated". Her teen DVDs & books still sell thousands yearly.

Throw in a Norm Crosby and you got somp'um!!

Yeah, but never forget, each is a separate emptity umpto itself!

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"I still think its a tremendous idea".
"It's my baby".

Jesse's career: if a tree falls in a forest, is there anyone to see it?

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.