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TurdFerguson

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 5:31 pm

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Zero Safeties wrote:

KDdidit wrote:

Next Bears strong safety

It's about time!

Soft white kid carrying the basket away from the body. The bears skip the safety and blow a second on the kid as a tight end. Probably goes to a D3 Christian college.

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2020 6:09 pm

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billypootons wrote:

KDdidit wrote:

Next Bears strong safety

close, but it is an illegal blindside hit. 15 yard penalty, no treat for you

The eggs were already under his control. He is a runner at that point. Clean hit.

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Nas wrote:

We lose a lot of rights when we look the other way when it doesn't affect our lives or it isn't a cause we agree with.

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FrankDrebin

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2020 2:04 am

Joined: Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:54 pm
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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2020 2:43 am

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FrankDrebin wrote:

Grabs .22 and fires up the grill!

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Don Tiny wrote:

Don't be such a fucking chump.

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 7:36 pm

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2020 10:04 pm

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End of days

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Don Tiny wrote:

Don't be such a fucking chump.

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 12:13 am

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FrankDrebin

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 1:39 pm

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

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Antarctica

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2020 1:57 pm

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Paying for porn is like the dumbest thing you can do.

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a retard

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 9:45 am

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Franky T wrote:

billypootons wrote:

KDdidit wrote:

Next Bears strong safety

close, but it is an illegal blindside hit. 15 yard penalty, no treat for you

The eggs were already under his control. He is a runner at that point. Clean hit.

Two different, yet simultaneous cameras?

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 2:06 am

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Take a break from all the douchebaggery and shed a tear or two, if you have a soul.

I'm not crying, you're crying.

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Don Tiny wrote:

Don't be such a fucking chump.

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 8:04 am

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Nas and one of his kids?

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 9:22 am

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Even dolled up, real estate and finance is boring.

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 5:49 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

Don't be such a fucking chump.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 12:15 pm

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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GoldenJet wrote:

Take a break from all the douchebaggery and shed a tear or two, if you have a soul.

I'm not crying, you're crying.

he's crying because he thought the present was the blond with the tramp stamp

I like old guys who still get dressed up every day. It seems so gentlemanly

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 12:48 pm

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I’ll just put this here as you should watch the quick video in the link.

https://chicago.suntimes.com/news/2020/4/23/21232604/raymond-baroud-chicago-transit-authority-cta-settlement-bus-crash-madison-pulaski

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2020 2:23 pm

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denisdman wrote:

That is bullshit. The dude walked right into the bus.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:02 pm

Site Admin

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Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:13 pm

100000 CLUB

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Mike Tyson also had a Mith MVP Ticket.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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Walt Williams Neck

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 5:22 pm

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Tue Apr 28, 2020 10:17 pm

Joined: Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:15 pm
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You know me like that.

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Sun May 03, 2020 11:00 pm

Joined: Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:31 pm
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pizza_Place: Bojono's on Clarendon

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Mon May 04, 2020 12:21 pm

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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Mon May 04, 2020 12:26 pm

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Looks fun until it wouldn’t be.

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Mon May 04, 2020 12:31 pm

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Drunk Squirrel wrote:

Looks fun until it wouldn’t be.

Walk it off. What? Well, hop it off then.

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Mon May 04, 2020 12:41 pm

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I can kinda see the swing, but it still looks like this kid is just casually falling to his doom.

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Mon May 04, 2020 12:52 pm

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Telegram Sam wrote:

Hell yes!

We made kool-aid popsicles all the time.

Fill the ice cube tray with kool-aid, cover with plastic wrap, poke toothpicks through the plastic.

We do that with my kids now.

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Don Tiny wrote:

Don't be such a fucking chump.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Mon May 04, 2020 1:15 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 28, 2006 9:29 am
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GoldenJet wrote:

Telegram Sam wrote:

Hell yes!

We made kool-aid popsicles all the time.

Fill the ice cube tray with kool-aid, cover with plastic wrap, poke toothpicks through the plastic.

We do that with my kids now.

I'm old enough to remember the Tupperware popsicle decide. All plastic with a cap and a plastic stick. You'd fill it with kool-aid snap the top on and pop 8t in the freeze.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

Last edited by Darkside on Mon May 04, 2020 1:22 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Mon May 04, 2020 1:21 pm

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Time for Timer!!!!

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Mon May 04, 2020 2:12 pm

Joined: Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:31 pm
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pizza_Place: Bojono's on Clarendon

Raisins suck. Who the fuck wants a raisin-ier raisin?

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