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The Gridiron Assassin
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Wow, I've heard Canadian Mounties don't take a liking to Americans.

This should be an interesting story to kick off the post-vacation week.

Get well Mackey!
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Hopefully he makes bail, clears customs and gets out of Canada tonight, otherwise it's gonna be Carm, Jurko and Harry.
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They slapped on the rubber gloves and Mac loved every second of it


What makes it more painful are the full body x-ray scanners they just installed....

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I'm sure he regaled the Canucks with his knowledge of John Rutsey.
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He crossed over the border in the Windsor tunnel in a Bob Probert jersey.

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Hopefully he gets to the station for the 1:40ish tease...

Otherwise we know Dudley Doo Right is doing Mackey wrong.

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He saw a billboard that read Drink Canada Dry and with his best attempt tried ,but failed! He was last seen in the arms of Maggie Trudeau

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Spaulding wrote:
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He crossed over the border in the Windsor tunnel in a Bob Probert jersey.


There is no mistaking Probie and Mac!!!!!!!!

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He saw a billboard that read Drink Canada Dry and with his best attempt tried ,but failed! He was last seen in the arms of Maggie Trudeau



How many cases of Moosehead, Labatt's, and molson's did he go through in a monumental attempt to drink canada dry?

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better than mac being mounted by detainees

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Somehow that x-ray isn't funny today.

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When I was in boy scouts many a year ago, we had a weeklong trip up to the border of Minnesota and Canada. During one of our long canoe trips, we accidently crossed into Canadian waters and were promptly escorted to a landing area. Definitely the most frightening thing to happen to me at that early age. I still have the image burned into my mind of sitting on the ground and a border guard yelling at our scout master for not reading signs. Good luck with the Canadians Mac, they are bastages.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
When I was in boy scouts many a year ago, we had a weeklong trip up to the border of Minnesota and Canada. During one of our long canoe trips, we accidently crossed into Canadian waters and were promptly escorted to a landing area. Definitely the most frightening thing to happen to me at that early age. I still have the image burned into my mind of sitting on the ground and a border guard yelling at our scout master for not reading signs. Good luck with the Canadians Mac, they are bastages.


Just be thankful it wasn't some boonie-hicks looking to make a little piggy "squeeeeeeeeal". :P
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Colonel Angus wrote:
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
When I was in boy scouts many a year ago, we had a weeklong trip up to the border of Minnesota and Canada. During one of our long canoe trips, we accidently crossed into Canadian waters and were promptly escorted to a landing area. Definitely the most frightening thing to happen to me at that early age. I still have the image burned into my mind of sitting on the ground and a border guard yelling at our scout master for not reading signs. Good luck with the Canadians Mac, they are bastages.


Just be thankful it wasn't some boonie-hicks looking to make a little piggy "squeeeeeeeeal". :P


That happened on the next camping trip.

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