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bigfan

Post subject: UGLIEST MLB PLAYER?

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:20 am

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Many names bantered about last night at the Uberstein, but I still thought Randy Johnson retains the title?

Don't really know what a Cantu looks like but someone trying to place him in the mix.

The debate did evolve to ugliest ever, which introduced Karko

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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:51 pm

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Officer Ron takes this contest easily

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Colonel Angus

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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:50 pm

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Benito Santiago is a good candidate.

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RFDC

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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 7:59 pm

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Goose Gossage and Rod Beck need to be in consideration

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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:30 pm

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RFDC wrote:

Goose Gossage and Rod Beck need to be in consideration

Both of those had ugly-looking mustaches back in the day, but has anyone seen Dan Patrick's buddy Jason Giambi lately? The Yankees first baseman/DH sports a porno-like mustache these days...

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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:51 pm

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Mike Ricci.

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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 1:44 pm

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Derreck Turnbow of the Brewers...though I think he's back in the minors now.

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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:07 pm

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John Kruk. I wonder how much makeup they have to put on him on ESPN's Baseball Tonight?
He's kinda sexy ugly though. :lol:

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C_Howitt_Fealz

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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:39 am

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Who was the Houston pitcher back in 2005 with that HUGEformation on his face?

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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:24 am

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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:

Who was the Houston pitcher back in 2005 with that HUGEformation on his face?

Frank Beamer?

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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:51 pm

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Otis Nixon was the crypt keeper.

Placido Polanco has an underdeveloped conjoined twin brother growing off the side of his head.

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Keyser Soze

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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:00 pm

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Willie 'E.T." McGee is in the all-ugly team photo.

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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:16 pm

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http://cardboardgods.baseballtoaster.co ... 09772.html

Andy Etchebarren. I remember this card from when I was a young lad.

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Ryno's Wife

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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 2:24 pm

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randy johnson

no other candidates need apply

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Beardown

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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 6:57 pm

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Ryno's wife would be the expert. She fucked all of the good-looking players in MLB. In order to know the good-looking players you'd have to identify the ugly ones.

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Colonel Angus

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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:30 pm

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stoneroses86 wrote:

http://cardboardgods.baseballtoaster.com/archives/609772.html

Andy Etchebarren. I remember this card from when I was a young lad.

He looked like the lovechild of those Geico cavemen.

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Mr. Reason

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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:35 pm

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Keyser Soze wrote:

Willie 'E.T." McGee is in the all-ugly team photo.

I always thought McGee resembled a mouse.

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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 10:11 am

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C_Howitt_Fealz wrote:

Who was the Houston pitcher back in 2005 with that HUGEformation on his face?

Ezekiel Estacio.

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Ryno's Wife

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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:11 pm

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Beardown wrote:

Ryno's wife would be the expert. She fucked all of the good-looking players in MLB. In order to know the good-looking players you'd have to identify the ugly ones.

RW does not sleep with ugly ballplayers. (She also avoids pantless internet cretins. E.V.I.L. Jack, I'm looking at you.)

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Colonel Angus

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Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:46 pm

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Ryno's Wife wrote:

Beardown wrote:

Ryno's wife would be the expert. She fucked all of the good-looking players in MLB. In order to know the good-looking players you'd have to identify the ugly ones.

RW does not sleep with ugly ballplayers. (She also avoids pantless internet cretins. E.V.I.L. Jack, I'm looking at you.)

What's your beef with our Wacko Jacko? If he crossed the line, just get your "one man army" brother to put the fear of God into him.

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C_Howitt_Fealz

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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:54 am

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Thanks, Stink. I rest my case:

http://seattle.mariners.mlb.com/images/ ... Sg9dbm.jpg

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hawkeye

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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:31 am

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I'm surprised this hasn't been mentioned yet but with Contreras going down, I think Paul Byrd needs to be nominated. He might be even uglier than Randy Johnson which I didn't think was possible. He looks like freaking Neanderthal Man.

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Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:19 pm

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This my friends makes Randy Johnson look like Brad Pitt!

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24_Guy

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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 12:23 am