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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Stupid.

NHL and NBA should be contracted by four. MLB should be contracted by at least two, possibly four. NFL by 2.

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I would get rid of most of the Florida teams across the four major sports.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Yeah. The Dolphins can stick around.

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The Dolphins can stay if they agree to never mention the 1972 team again.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

Not too shabby. The colors are a tad Titans-y, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. The logo, however, is a tad 90s which isn't great. I agree with the Tweeter that the Space Needle being incorporated into the anchor is a nice touch.

https://newsone.com/3964427/seattle-kar ... age-video/

This beotch is crazy!

This guy gets it.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I agree. I like them overall.

Down Goes Brown posted an epic article today on the Athletic ranking all the pro hockey names in history. If you have a subscription, check it out. I'm not a huge DGB fan but that is probably my favorite article he's ever done.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

Quebec Nordiques and Minnesota North Stars definitely deserve to be at the top. I like names that aren't explicitly intimidating and have local ties: Chicago Blackhawks, another fine example. They feel like they could have been around forever, even if they only date back to '72 and '67, respectively. Nashville Predators and Carolina Hurricanes are so corny, total arena-football shit. Shame on him for putting them as high as he did. I knew Maple Leafs would be near the bottom because his whole bit is being a self-hating Leafs fan.

I would have put Minnesota North Stars #1 and Minnesota Wild dead last. Really the worst name in all of pro sports, even worse than Washington Redskins.

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Utah Jazz

For Nawlins is was fine. Makes no sense in Mormonville though.

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Sasquatch would have been a better name.

I hope fans show up dressed up as Captain Jack Sparrow

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

I'm sorry but it's impossible to NOT read this as Seattle Karen. They are gonna have to change the name.

I hope they show up in native headdress

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

just ran into a karen tonight.

was driving to pickup food and was going thru a parking lane the correct way.

the karen almost hit me by turning her car almost into my lane then stopped, looked at me, waiting for me to back up i guess.

i motioned that this is the right way i'm going. she has to to to the next lane which is 'in', while im in the 'out' lane.

she yelled some shit and peeled out of there.

wish i had my phone on so i could post it on the internet.