Add fleecing Theo to the list

Willie Mays... that's the comp

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Add DITKA to the list........BEARZ

complete fucking bust... Could only double when he needed a triple for the cycle.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Doesn't Jimenez have a chance also for the cycle? Madrigal right now looks like he is nervous.

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

Madrigal right now looks like he's an 8th grader.

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He's fucking awesome.

I want him to bat 3rd, dammit. With Eloy at 4 and Abreau at 5.

Abreu.

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Wattabout Kodak Black?

he looks like he can stick at the MLB level

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

The "very talented" Mike Cameron.

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Happy twenty-third birthday today.

Its obviously a very odd year for baseball and we are less than ten games in, but Luis Robert kinda looks like the best position player in all the MLB.

25 years of Sox fandom has me anticipating the other shoe to drop

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Health is the only thing.

Take it easy on the basepaths. This is a station to station lineup. Keep it that way.

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Wattabout Kodak Black?

I agree with you on that one. This guy shouldn't be trying to steal bases a lot. Too many bad things can go wrong with a guy like that. He isn't a lithe guy. He is a big strong man. Not to mention the danger of breaking fingers or wrists. I noticed that they have a glove for him when he reaches first because he will be sliding head first into 2nd base by plan.

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

I NEVER EVER again want to hear Cub fans over hype their prospects from Sox fans. This shit is hilarious.

Willie Mays/Mike Trout/Roberto Clemente all in one.

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How can he still be a prospect when he is on the big league club and producing almost better than anybody else in town?

How foolish of us to "hype" actual Major League ball players

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Almost?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

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im with frank

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Normally, I'd say prospects are in the minors but with this funny season and the expanded rosters and new silly rules I'd say that some of these "prospects" are now play major league ball.

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An Ode to the Texas man who shot an Antifa terrorist:

Oh, he might have went on livin'
But he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the Ranger
With the big iron on his hip

it's not hype when his OPS in the majors is .979 and his WAR is .8 after 9 games.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Have you seen Robert play? Defensively he's transcendent.

He can play all three outfield positions from center.

After 9 games Mike Yaztremski and J.P. Crawford lead their leagues in WAR. Robert will be great and all but 9 games is still hype.

If he hits for some power and gets on base thirty percent of the time that'll be enough for his defense to make him one of the twenty-five or so best players in baseball.

Kyle Schwarber was batting .429 after 12 games.

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And cubbie fans here had him as the next Babe Ruth.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

That was IMU.

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