True. I still spank it to catalogs.

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Nice honesty Football team Greg!

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

So is this not gonna happen while the game is on? How do you get around it?

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

id like to watch it but fucking notre dame is on.

Don’t worry.

It should be over soon.

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30 min after the game is over SNL will start.

Yikes.

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Christ, now they have to do the local news after the game.

This is a rare home night game for ND.

They're pretty much always day games at home.

im only tuning into chapelle's monolouge.

The rest of the show sucks and has sucked for many years.

ya thanks for the reminder after 2016 that stupid hallelujah bullshit they pulled. i thought it was a comedy show.

The NBC news guys were like ok Dave here you go.

Love it.

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its starting now. doing a spoof of cnn.

john king spoof. pretty funny about touch screen for 85 hours.

nicely exposed the bias of CNN. surprised SNL did that.

Jim Carey doing Biden now. I really don't like his rendition. too alive.

the lady doing Kamala much better. playing identify politics.

Here we go

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Chappelle FUCKING ROCKED IT!

I got to say that Chapelle is like the George Carlin of this generation when it comes to pointing out social and political observations in our culture.

That was great.

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So is this SNL now. Not funny so pretend it's a blooper show? Get laughs that way?

Were you born without the software in your brain that allows you to experience joy?

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Some people's standards are higher than others.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Great insight as always.

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He looks more like Jay Leno than Count Chocula.

Yeah, you're right... Haha, his fangs fell out.

It really is. Just like when we all watched you make an ass of yourself in your WoWS thread because you were trying wedge something you "like" into a best of discussion, which I and others were kind enough to point out to you.

For someone who whined like a little bitch about gatekeeping, you see fit to do exactly that when it suits you. Grow up.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

It was ok. Didnt think it was Dave's best stuff. Still the GOAT though

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Sort of felt like he mailed it in. He was making fun of stuff that happened weeks if not a few months ago. I guess I liked his 2016 performance better. That "I just got this money!!!" joke was hilarious, among others.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

He is the GOAT and as much as I'd like to say "shut up and clown", I'll save that for the nothingburgers like Hannah Gadsby.

Thanks.

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That's because he did.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Glamour?

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See Burr,Bill. Theyve both had much better days than their supposed side splitting SNL monologues.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.