What you think, Spaulding? Steven Hawking or Ryan Phillipe?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

How hot is the Doctor?

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@audioidkid

neither. one would constantly demand you refer to her as "Doctor", and the other one would cheat on you. or probably both would. but she'd still demand you always refer to her as "Doctor".

I would marry the doctor on GMA3 Jen Ashton but I am afraid she would make me kill myself.

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Elections have consequences.

I pick spaulding

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

same.

The poll wasn't who would you rather arrest.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

Is Hawking the Playboy caliber model? I'm confused, I know Ryan Phillipe is not.

better watch out, that bronco will throw you

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Honestly, chick academics get weird with sex. They might kill it with cold, ultra-rational analysis, or they might freak out because the moves you make are too patriarchal. They might also demand some crazy-fun stuff, but only in small doses and well-established parameters, which makes it less crazy and less fun.

The kicker is that they might do some lesbian experimenting but not have the decency to let you do some threesome experimenting. No joining in. What manner of cruelty is this? Maybe they'll let you go and try being gay, but they know they are dealing in false equivalence. Even more, they are aware that they just dangled a winning lottery ticket in front of your eyes, only to then burn it while cackling maniacally. That's bullshit.

I never dated one; I've happily been with the missus since my early 20s. However, many of my friends were women academics, and they were (and still are) not shy about sharing details from their intimate lives.

Black Castle

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Blow jobs for everyone.

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

This. As long as she's not a medical doctor, I'm cool. Female medical doctors are annoying know it alls.

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Reminds me of a joke from Mickey Mantle

God calls Saint Peter over, and he says, ‘Saint Peter, I was down on Earth and I made this man and this woman and I forgot to put their sexual organs on them. You take this pecker and this pussy down there and put ’em on them.’ “Saint Peter says, ‘Okay.’ And he’s getting ready to leave, and God says, ‘Be sure to put the pussy on the short, dumb one.’

Leavy, Jane. The Last Boy (pp. 143-144). HarperCollins e-books. Kindle Edition.

I think Phillippe is the best looking dude I've ever seen. My wife always makes fun of me and says, "At least I know you're straight because that guy is very feminine."

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

There are a lot of superhot recent PhDs in education. A lot.

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Sure, we know a pretty boy when we see one. Scotty Pods, for example. But my wife loved Tom Paciorek. I go, "OK, whatever, that's above my pay grade".

Chicks dig a sense of humor.

I should point out that I'm talking about Cruel Intentions Phillippe. I saw him recently in Big Sky and he's going to seed a bit. Still a handsome man though.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Is the Playboy model male or female?

R6chel

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Bond "girl" Caroline Cossey

Caroline Cossey now or Caroline Cossey 1978?

What if he's the dude in your fantasy relationship? That makes you the very feminine one.

George: Men have been popping into my sexual fantasies. All of a sudden, I'll be in the middle. And a guy will appear from out of nowhere. I say "Get out of here! What do you want? You don't belong here!"

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'74

Phillipe looks like Timberlake. Jorr is going to start naming people in boy bands.

Why don't I get a better choice?

I wonder how JORR feels about Juan Uribe's butt.

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That sounds like one of bernstein's callers.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

It's funny that I can name most of the guys from the boy bands but I can't tell you which band they were actually in. Like I'm not sure if Timberlake is N'SYNC or Backstreet Boys or if Joey McIntyre is a New Kid or what. And that's even after I've seen the American Greed episode where that fat guy with the fake airline defrauds a couple of them more than once.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don