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PostPosted: Thu Jan 14, 2021 1:32 pm 
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He seems to get these women who look good from a quick first glance. When you take a longer look you notice they look like factory seconds. Still, better than Parkins should ever get. Way to rock the t shirt and jeans on a first date. I'm sure you slayed it


This chick is an 8. His wife is sadly..... a butter face. LOL


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good dolphin wrote:
He seems to get these women who look good from a quick first glance. When you take a longer look you notice they look like factory seconds. Still, better than Parkins should ever get. Way to rock the t shirt and jeans on a first date. I'm sure you slayed it


This chick is an 8. His wife is sadly..... a butter face. LOL


you into bald (on the head) chicks?

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Danny needs to grow a beard immediately. At least give us the impression that you have a jaw. :oops:

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https://www.armytimes.com/news/your-arm ... ies-at-41/

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Medal of Honor recipient and Army Special Forces veteran former Staff Sgt. Ronald J. Shurer died Thursday, according to the unit he served under in Afghanistan.


Prior to his passing, Shurer, 41, was undergoing treatment for lung cancer at Sibley Memorial Hospital in Washington, D.C. He said Wednesday that he would soon be taken off a ventilator, an often difficult and sometimes dangerous medical procedure.

“Very upset to write this.... been unconscious for a week. They are going to try and take it out in a couple hours, they can’t tell me if it will work,” Shurer wrote in an Instagram post from his hospital bed, pictured with his wife, Miranda.

Shurer was awarded the Medal of Honor in October 2018 for his actions as a Green Beret medic with 3rd Special Forces Group during the Battle of Shok Valley in northeastern Afghanistan a decade earlier.

“Ron was the embodiment of the Special Forces soldier, a dedicated husband, and a loving father," said 3rd Group commander Col. Nathan Prussian in a statement. "His heroic actions were an inspiration throughout 3rd Special Forces Group, Special Forces Regiment and the U.S. Army. Our condolences go out to his family during this difficult time.”


Shurer, a 2001 graduate of Washington State University, was pursuing a master’s degree when the September 11, 2001 terror attacks prompted him to enlist. Even after leaving the Army, his desire to help others continued.

Shurer last lived in the Washington, D.C. area. He regularly attended events there and in Fayetteville, North Carolina, to help raise funds for the Special Forces Charitable Trust, a charity that offers sustainable support to the families of Green Berets.

“Anytime I reached out to him and asked if he could do something, he always said yes,” said the trust’s executive director, David T. Guernsey, Jr. “He would be very happy to come.”

Shurer’s Medal of Honor was an upgrade from an earlier Silver Star Medal he received for his actions during the April 6, 2008 gun battle in Nuristan’s Shok Valley. A Pentagon review determined Shurer’s actions as part of a team sent to capture or kill several high-ranking members of the Hezb-e-Islami Gulbuddin militant group warranted the nation’s highest valor award.

“This award is not mine. This award wouldn’t exist without the team,” Shurer said of the Medal of Honor. “If they weren’t doing their job, I wouldn’t have been able to do my job.”

The joint American-Afghan special operations team was dropped by CH-47 helicopters into a valley beneath an insurgent stronghold perched on terrain much more treacherous than initially anticipated during mission planning. The coalition forces came under enemy machine gun, sniper and rocket-propelled grenade fire during their movement, suffering several casualties and trapping them on a mountainside.

Initially pinned at the base of a wadi by enemy fire himself, Shurer received word that the forward assault element was unable to move due to their casualties. He then fought his way up steep terrain to render aid and evacuate the wounded.

Shurer braved a “hail of bullets and began scaling the rock face to get to the casualties,” according to his citation. Shurer fought through several hundred meters under fire, for more than an hour, killing several insurgents as he trudged to his besieged teammates. When he finally arrived, he treated four critically wounded U.S. troops and ten injured Afghan Commandos.

“Despite being hit in the helmet and wounded in the arm by Insurgent sniper fire, he immediately pulled his team sergeant to a covered position, and rendered aid as Insurgent rounds impacted inches from their location,” the citation reads. “Without hesitation, he moved back through heavy Insurgent fire to treat another teammate that suffered a traumatic amputation of his right leg from Insurgent sniper fire.”


Shurer, the only medic tending to the beleaguered forward element, provided medical care for more than five hours as they fought off an estimated 200 insurgents.

For their heroism in battle, 10 members of the team from 3rd Group received the Silver Star. This was the highest number of such awards for a single engagement since the Vietnam war, according to the congressional record from that time.

Shurer left the Army in 2009 and became a special agent with the Secret Service, first being posted to the Phoenix, Arizona office. He relocated with his wife and two sons to the Washington, D.C. area in 2014 to be part of a specialized Secret Service tactical team that defends the president.

“Today, we lost an American Hero: Husband, Father, Son, Medal of Honor Recipient - Special Agent Ronald J. Shurer II,” the Secret Service said on their Twitter account. “From a grateful Nation and Agency — your memory and legacy will live on forever. Rest In Peace.”

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Poor girl. That guy looks too young to play gold digger; she may be stuck in the role for 30 years.

Reminds me a bit of this classic:

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:lol: they must be hurting for $$

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Poor girl. That guy looks too young to play gold digger; she may be stuck in the role for 30 years.

Reminds me a bit of this classic:

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He belongs to a group that it's okay to make fun of. Everyone else gets to whine like a baby and claim they are the victim of violence when a tweet like that is made about them.

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JORR filling in for WFR today?

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:lol: You're in the same group as he is. Maybe Wong should commit violence against you on Twitter!

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:lol: they must be hurting for $$


Brookfield Zoo offered that earlier, and are hurting worse since it's $15.

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Valentine's Day is a time when we celebrate the love we have for one another. We buy one another tokens of appreciation. We gather for intimate dinners. We look for ways to spend time together.

But for some, Valentine's Day is a time when they remember, despite all efforts, those who spurned that love. Who's to say they can't celebrate Valentine's Day as well?

Brookfield Zoo now offers you the chance to name a cockroach in honor of that un-special (or special) someone in your life. That's right, you can name a Madagascar hissing cockroach found inside Hamill Family Play Zoo after your ex (or anyone who may have wronged you) for Valentine's Day with a $15 donation.

Your "Name a Cockroach After Your Ex" package includes:
· A Certificate of Naming that you can fill out and share with your ex or hang on your wall as a reminder that a cockroach now bears their name.
· A placement on the Cockroach Naming Board inside Hamill Family Play Zoo by the Madagascar hissing cockroaches (first names only). The board will be unveiled on February 14, of course! (The zoo will still be closed to the public but we'll post pics to social media!).

Name a Cockroach After Your Friend or Lover, Too!
Interested in naming a cockroach after someone you actually like? You can do that, too! Just mark that option when making your donation so that we know to send you the right certificate.

Your $15 donation goes directly to Brookfield Zoo's Annual Fund, a critical source of funding Brookfield Zoo uses wherever it is needed most. This gift allows us to inspire conservation leadership by connecting people and communities with wildlife and nature, which includes cockroaches (which we think are awesome, by the way).

Make your donation by filling out the form below and you'll receive details about your certificate and more. Thank you for supporting CZS and Brookfield Zoo!


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It's rotoscoping, except using previous animations rather than a live image. Disney used this technique for decades.

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