Couldn't sing, couldn't act, couldn't write or do anything worth a damn other than fill out a pair of daisy dukes and a halter top. She was fun to look at, painful to hear. She might have been one of the stupidest human beings that ever lived too. Had the IQ of a single cell organism. But with better tits. Single cell organisms don't have tits.
But its been like 11 years since I heard her name. Is she still alive? Still good tits?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
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She's like a lot of hot girls. No talent. They're famous cuz they're hot. Then they get old. The end.

It's that simple. I can name a lot more of her kind.

Go on...

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

-Tiffani Amber Theisen

-Cindy Crawford

-Rose McGowan

-Paris Hilton

Just to name a few. I could probably come up with 30 more. I'll throw it out for everybody else...

Hot girls with no talent that flamed out after they got old!!!! Light em up!!!!!!

And old pretty much means mid to late 30s.

She's probably less hot than anyone's wife on this bored. Yep.

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Wait, you guys have wives? I just wack it to 40 year old Jessica Simpson pictures.

You know what though: I think older Pam Anderson is still hot. What do you guys think?

I wack it to you wacking it to old Jessica Simpson pictures.

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I saw something about her about a year ago. She had gotten a bit pudgy and said she was drinking too much. She quit drinking and got back in shape. Yes, still hot.

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That's what the fuck happened....

Never was a fan but I’m probably gay AND partial to brunettes.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

She stared a clothing line, and she's a billionaire.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

She could sit on my face if she so desired.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

In general, Tony Romo kicked her to the curb and she ate her feelings. A reminder once again to all of you before you become infatuated with a young hottie. Look closely at the mom.

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Elections have consequences.

RFDC's wife in shambles.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Good job, professor. This picture is from 11 years ago.


This was her at Christmas 2020. Weird face, but she lost nearly 100lbs after ballooning during a pregnancy.

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Jesus Christ, I'd rather fuck the chubby in the first photo.

What an odd photo.

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She's definitely aged weird and probably had some surgical work done that doesn't look the best.

But honestly, kudos to her for shedding that much weight.

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I’d gladly gobble up both.

You guys act so weird sometimes

Which begs the question, is Britney Spears still kicking it?

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Wattabout Kodak Black?

jessica simpson even when she was younger needed lot of makeup to maintain her looks. good for her for getting her life together and she's still very attractive

Kelly Clarkson didn't age to well either

She actually led the wave of the high wasted bad looking or at least non flattering jeans. I see women all over tv wearing them now and I say go away. One of the bigger offenders are the costume people of the Neighborhood. It is the tv sitcom with Cedric the Entertainer. It makes me laugh but the jeans/pants they throw on the awesome looking blonde from Two Broke Girls makes her look fat as hell.

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Elections have consequences.

Totally different trajectory and attitude. Kelly Clarkson is an incredibly talented singer. She knows that and the whole time went with the..."fuck this dieting and starving crap, I'm gonna eat what I want to eat". She looks horrible and any time of seen pictures of her I have the same "what the fuck is she wearing reaction".

Jessica Simpson clearly has no talent...as described already....all she had was her looks.

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RIP Kid Cairo

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

it really has nothing to do with her fame. this is what girls do. and guys too if theyre born hot. they get a ton of attention early on, and they think it's because everyone actually likes them. after 25 their metabolism slows down and they start to get fat. they dont see a problem because everyone likes them... until they are fat enough that nobody likes them. and then they bitch that everyone is so shallow because all they care about is skinny hips.

no shit dumbass. all of your success was founded on those skinny hips. i dont like it either, but that is nature. youre the idiot for thinking anything else.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

I'd forgotten the torch he carried for her

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

She definitely has not aged well, but I still would.

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