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pittmike

Post subject: Re: 2021 PGA Tour Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 2:52 pm

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Confirmed multiple leg injuries and in surgery per agent.

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Hawg Ass

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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 2:52 pm

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T-Bone wrote:

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Single vehicle accident, that mother fucker looked fucked up on TV the other day, can't wait to see what comes of this.

By the way, I hope all is ok with him.

He definitely looked distracted but not sure if he was fucked up or not. There is no reason for a guy like that to even have to drive anywhere himself.

I thought he looked like a drugged out dude who had been partying all night. :lol:

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: 2021 PGA Tour Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 2:52 pm

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T-Bone wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Single vehicle accident, that mother fucker looked fucked up on TV the other day, can't wait to see what comes of this.

By the way, I hope all is ok with him.

He definitely looked distracted but not sure if he was fucked up or not. There is no reason for a guy like that to even have to drive anywhere himself.

He was with David Spade yesterday.

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: 2021 PGA Tour Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 2:53 pm

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pittmike wrote:

Confirmed multiple leg injuries and in surgery per agent.

Yikes. That could be the end.

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casual fan

Post subject: Re: 2021 PGA Tour Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 2:54 pm

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https://www.yahoo.com/sports/tiger-wood ... 04493.html

Photo of car. Also says he played a round with Dwayne Wade after the tournament

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: 2021 PGA Tour Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:00 pm

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Tiger is going to be cancelled anyway, he wasn't wearing a mask in the video with Wade.

By the way, I don't think Tiger was playing, just out there with those guys. He said on Sunday, he still isn't swinging just putting with his new putter that he lengthened.

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blackhawksfan

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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:01 pm

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Did he drive off a cliff? Da fuck happened?

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Post subject: Re: 2021 PGA Tour Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:02 pm

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It looks like he was on the wrong side of the median :shock:

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: 2021 PGA Tour Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:03 pm

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blackhawksfan wrote:

Did he drive off a cliff? Da fuck happened?

That's exactly what it looks like.

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:05 pm

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Damn. He's probably done with golf for this season.

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Post subject: Re: 2021 PGA Tour Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:06 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Damn. He's probably done with golf for this season.

I can't imagine that he'll play again.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: 2021 PGA Tour Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:07 pm

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Regular Reader wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Damn. He's probably done with golf for this season.

I can't imagine that he'll play again.

He will come back like Hogan and win 1 more Masters!!!

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blackhawksfan

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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:08 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Damn. He's probably done with golf for this season.

John Daly will be in better physical condition after this plays out.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: 2021 PGA Tour Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:10 pm

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Hawg Ass wrote:

He will come back like Hogan

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blackhawksfan

Post subject: Re: 2021 PGA Tour Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:11 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

He will come back like Hogan

That looks more like a skinny David Crosby

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: 2021 PGA Tour Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:11 pm

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That's a great picture of Chuse!!!!

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blackhawksfan

Post subject: Re: 2021 PGA Tour Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:15 pm

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What if they have to amputate his leg? Could lead to Tiger hitting the sauce again. (HOT TAKE WARNING)

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: 2021 PGA Tour Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:17 pm

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blackhawksfan wrote:

What if they have to amputate his leg? Could lead to Tiger hitting the sauce again. (HOT TAKE WARNING)

I will be shocked if we don't get word that he had something in his system when this happened, I hope I am wrong.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: 2021 PGA Tour Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:22 pm

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My first thought too, "Hope he was sober."

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casual fan

Post subject: Re: 2021 PGA Tour Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:23 pm

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I realize the answer is "I'm worth a billion $, fuck you", but why is he driving himself anywhere? Coming off surgery and likely on painkillers (both medicinal and recreational). Hire a driver you trust and sit back and relax. Pick up a Perkins waitress or 2 on the way. Win-Win

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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:25 pm

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He's had a rough decade, and he's really lucky to be alive. He did not learn from this happening before. It's been a sad downfall.

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blackhawksfan

Post subject: Re: 2021 PGA Tour Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:26 pm

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WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:

He's had a rough decade, and he's really lucky to be alive. He did not learn from this happening before. It's been a sad downfall.

Earl Woods fucked him up. That HBO doc made it perfectly clear. His mom sounds nuts also.

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casual fan

Post subject: Re: 2021 PGA Tour Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:29 pm

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WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:

He's had a rough decade, and he's really lucky to be alive. He did not learn from this happening before. It's been a sad downfall.

When you look at what preceded it, and what's happened since, the 2019 Masters could be the most incredible of any of his wins.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 2021 PGA Tour Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:35 pm

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The anchor on CNN just called him superhuman.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: 2021 PGA Tour Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:36 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

The anchor on CNN just called him superhuman.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: 2021 PGA Tour Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:39 pm

Hawg Ass wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

The anchor on CNN just called him superhuman.

To be clear she called him "a superhuman" - as in a noun.

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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:40 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

The anchor on CNN just called him superhuman.

To be clear she called him "a superhuman" - as in a noun.

What's a noun, dude?

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WaitingforRuffcorn

Post subject: Re: 2021 PGA Tour Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:41 pm

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blackhawksfan wrote:

WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:

He's had a rough decade, and he's really lucky to be alive. He did not learn from this happening before. It's been a sad downfall.

Earl Woods fucked him up. That HBO doc made it perfectly clear. His mom sounds nuts also.

Michael Jordan and Charles Barkley took care of whatever was childlike and humble left in him.

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casual fan

Post subject: Re: 2021 PGA Tour Thread

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:42 pm

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The link I posted earlier now has an update with a short video of the "path the car took". Definitely adds to the "not sober" camp.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:43 pm

CNN also reporting that they took him to a good hospital, the one rich people go to.

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