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Sportinorton18

Post subject: Score host's REAL heights

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 7:27 pm

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Dan Bernstein
Claims: 5ft 8 1/2
[Q: “How tall are you really?” —

A: 5-8. Probably a fraction over that, if age and gravity have not taken a toll. But we'll go with what's on the driver's license.Apr 14, 2013]

Real height: 5ft 7

Sir Laurence Holmes
Claims 5ft 8
Real Height : 5'7 1/4

DA MA NA
Claims: 5'10"??
Real height. 5ft8 1/8

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Score host's REAL heights

Posted: Sat Mar 06, 2021 7:48 pm

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Sportinorton18

Post subject: Re: Score host's REAL heights

Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2021 8:38 pm

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*QUOTE ADDED*

Dan Bernstein

Q: “How tall are you really?” —

A: 5-8. Probably a fraction over that, if age and gravity have not taken a toll. But we'll go with what's on the driver's license.Apr 14, 2013

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: Score host's REAL heights

Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2021 8:46 pm

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I always found it funny that Dan always felt the need to say 5'8.5. What adult feels the need to add the 1/2. Christ, just round it up to 5'9.

That's why I actually believe Dan when he says his height. Just because he mentions the half inch. Nobody would do that if it was a lie.

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Score host's REAL heights

Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2021 8:50 pm

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That's what he wants you to think - that he's at least 5'8".

He's not.

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vitoscotti

Post subject: Re: Score host's REAL heights

Posted: Sun Mar 07, 2021 8:59 pm

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They all could be a 1/2-in taller if they stretch.

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Sportinorton18

Post subject: Re: Score host's REAL heights

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2024 12:50 pm

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Dan going with 5ft 8.25 today and Laurence at 5ft 9. LIES!!!

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Score host's REAL heights

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2024 12:55 pm

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Sportinorton18 wrote:

Dan going with 5ft 8.25 today and Laurence at 5ft 9. LIES!!!

How big is his cock?

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Rod

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Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2024 1:01 pm

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Douchebag wrote:

Sportinorton18 wrote:

Dan going with 5ft 8.25 today and Laurence at 5ft 9. LIES!!!

How big is his cock?

You have to buy Mac's book to find out.

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denisdman

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Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2024 1:03 pm

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Bernsie is 5-5. We proved that at the Elk Grove meet up. As for the side of his sausage, you’ll have to ask Holmes-mo.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Score host's REAL heights

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2024 1:16 pm

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denisdman wrote:

Bernsie is 5-5. We proved that at the Elk Grove meet up. As for the side of his sausage, you’ll have to ask Holmes-mo.

Mac is about 5'5" too. LH is 5'7"" and constantly lying about his running. Your knees or back won't allow you to run multiple miles at his age and size. Walk? Sure. Definitely not running.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Score host's REAL heights

Posted: Fri Apr 05, 2024 1:33 pm

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Nas wrote:

denisdman wrote:

Bernsie is 5-5. We proved that at the Elk Grove meet up. As for the side of his sausage, you’ll have to ask Holmes-mo.

Mac is about 5'5" too. LH is 5'7"" and constantly lying about his running. Your knees or back won't allow you to run multiple miles at his age and size. Walk? Sure. Definitely not running.

Yeah I met Mac and Tiny when they came to Hooters in Schaumburg. They’re short for sure.

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