There was a story on Fox News about Dave from Barstool giving a review of a NJ pizza place, called Callabria. If you've seen his reviews on Youtube, he usually fair and gives a lot of 7s, but this time he gave the place an 8.9, unheard of for him. People flocked to the business after his high review, and he ended up saving the business, giving the owner the best 40th anniversary he could imagine.

What a cool guy. He said he made $40K trading Sundial Growers. I don't doubt it.

I'll wait for Ogie's review before getting a slice.

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Where can I find more information about this Dave character?

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HawaiiYou vibe

Expect a lot of Chicago pizza reviews in the next few weeks

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

He did one of a place called "Piece" yesterday in Chicago. Never heard of it. Only gave them a 6.1.

So much for Chicago pizza being da best.

That place ("Piece") wasn't "Chicago Pizza". He also mentioned hitting up Giordano's this week. He appears to being fed bad information on what is Chicago pizza.

Are any of these dopes actually from Chicago?

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Giordano's isn't Chicago pizza?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

They're the suburban kids who moved to the city after college. If/when they get married they'll probably move back to the suburbs like every other 30 something year old in the city. Carl is married, but I don't think he has kids yet so he is still in the city.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

If you pee sitting down.

So they don't know shit about pizza. Sounds like a great idea for content.

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Eddie sounds like a real Chicagoan. He has certainly picked up that subtle mannerism.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Only real Chicago tough guys from certain neighborhoods in the city know shit about pizza.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

He went to St Patrick High School, but I think he grew up in one of the surrounding suburbs

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

312player does seem to know his 'za

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Don't come to Chicago and then go to a Pizza Place that is trying to serve "New Haven" pizza, it's not hard. Might as well have gone to Sbarros

St. Pat's: Home of the Fake Tough Guy

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In saving a small town newspaper, Dave Portnoy does more for real journalism in a single phone call than anyone at Deadspin has done in their entire careers

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

I peed sitting down last night at 3AM...out of my vagina.

If pee is coming out of your vagina you might want to talk to a doctor.

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Portnoy has made the rounds in Chicago before with the pizza thing. So he's probably already done some of the places you think he should go.

Thanks for the clarification. My urethra, above my vagina.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

i saw a pretty good episode of Barnaby Jones the other night at 3am

PORTNOISE Pizza Rankengs,,,better than MINE?? lol NOPE!

Barnebyie"s is Good, yes, but its no LOU"s!

Caught the end of a Silver Spoons the other day

Ricky, Alfonzo, the brother from "Just One of the Guys" and some other guy had a band but Alfonzo was going out with a Yoko Ono type and the band broke up.

It all worked out in the end. He ditched her and rejoined the band MID SONG at the Battle of the bands

i think the only reason i ever watched that show at all is bc i was jealous that he had all those arcade games in his living room

also i read that as "Just the 10 of Us " since i was in sitcom mode

BARANABYI'S?

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