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The first lawsuit alleges Watson booked a massage on March 30, 2020, with a therapist who regularly works in her home. After leaving the room, the massage therapist alleges, she returned to find Watson lying on the massage table with just a small towel covering his groin area.


Even in a legit joint, that's how these massages work. There is no case here.


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Buzbee is no stranger to the art world and has also been a victim of it. In 2018 he sued a Dallas woman he was on a first date with after she allegedly destroyed $300,000 worth of artworks and sculptures at his home.



No way the Texans owner/GM didn't know about these impending lawsuits before they were filed. Hence signing Tyrod Taylor yesterday before the lawsuits made the news. Good chance Watson's sitting out at least some of next season regardless of what team he's on.


Completely agree. The Taylor signing didn't make sense until now. I also wouldn't be surprised if they encouraged some of these women to come forward in order to humble him.

He's a sick dude. The money and fame could get him just about any woman he wants if he had a drop of game, but he prefers to try to strong-arm women.


I'm not a massage guy but I think the misperception is that every one of them is willing to finish you off for a price. They have to object at first in case its a police sting but its available with persistence. I assume all of the legit people, both men and women, have horror stories. There were stories about Travolta trying to push the issue with male masseuses. Manning was pulling that stuff at Tennessee.


Wasn't Manning doing that with trainers employed by the school, though?

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Buzbee is no stranger to the art world and has also been a victim of it. In 2018 he sued a Dallas woman he was on a first date with after she allegedly destroyed $300,000 worth of artworks and sculptures at his home.



No way the Texans owner/GM didn't know about these impending lawsuits before they were filed. Hence signing Tyrod Taylor yesterday before the lawsuits made the news. Good chance Watson's sitting out at least some of next season regardless of what team he's on.


Completely agree. The Taylor signing didn't make sense until now. I also wouldn't be surprised if they encouraged some of these women to come forward in order to humble him.

He's a sick dude. The money and fame could get him just about any woman he wants if he had a drop of game, but he prefers to try to strong-arm women.


I'm not a massage guy but I think the misperception is that every one of them is willing to finish you off for a price. They have to object at first in case its a police sting but its available with persistence. I assume all of the legit people, both men and women, have horror stories. There were stories about Travolta trying to push the issue with male masseuses. Manning was pulling that stuff at Tennessee.


A guy like him should already know if his massage therapist is passing out happy endings. In this environment, he probably shouldn't even risk it.

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 Post subject: Re: Deshaun Watson
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A guy like him should already know if his massage therapist is passing out happy endings. In this environment, he probably shouldn't even risk it.


Yeah but if you know, it's less of a thrill/fantasy more of a transaction. I think he Deshaun may have watched one too many Blacked' Dot Com, epsiodes.


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A guy like him should already know if his massage therapist is passing out happy endings. In this environment, he probably shouldn't even risk it.


Yeah but if you know, it's less of a thrill/fantasy more of a transaction.


Cosby had a particular kink he needed to act out and acted out similar scenarios over and over--with women who either already had fully consensual sex with him or were agreeable to doing so. Cosby needed there to be a non-consensual? aspect to the encounter to get his rocks off. Watson it looks like is setting up these scenarios where the massage chicks are going to spontaneously decide to go from a business massage to a bangin massage.

He's fying women across the country to set up these scenarios. Although if you're an IG thot and a dude flies you from Atlanta to Houston isn't sex implied? He's having her uber to meet him at The Houstonian Hotel, Club and Spa once she lands in Houston. If all Watson wants/expects is a message, he could call the front desk and have someone in his room giving him a 5 star massage in 15 minutes.

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The 2nd woman -- identified only as Jane Doe to protect her identity -- spelled out the allegations against the 25-year-old in the suit ... and the claims are very similar to the first accuser.
In the docs, filed on Wednesday and obtained by TMZ Sports, the woman -- a professional masseuse who operates her massage business out of Atlanta, Ga. -- says Watson reached out to her over Instagram on Aug. 14, 2020 to set up a private session.
The woman says Watson agreed to fly her out to Houston for a massage on Aug. 28 at Watson's suite at The Houstonian Hotel, Club and Spa.

Once there, though ... the woman says Watson "immediately got completely nude and got on the massage table with his penis completely exposed" -- something she says she was very uncomfortable with.
The woman says in her suit that she "firmly told Watson that he needed to use a towel to cover himself" ... but she claims the quarterback declined, explaining he "gets hot easily."
She says she continued with the massage ... but "started to think something was off."
In the suit, the woman says Watson then kept directing her to his anus and genitals -- getting more and more "aggressive" with his massage demands.
At one point, the woman claims Watson "moved in her direction, causing [Jane Doe's] hand to touch Watson's genitals."
Shortly after, the woman says she stopped the massage and tried to leave ... but claims a completely naked Watson grabbed her by her hand, started to rub her arm, and told her, "it is okay, it is okay."
The woman eventually left ... and said Watson only paid for half of what she was owed.
The woman says Watson reached out "some months later" ... saying he was in town in Atlanta and wanted to see if she was available.
The woman claims she did not respond.
In the suit, the woman says she's suffered mental anguish over the incident ... and is seeking unspecified damages.
2:01 PM PT -- Another bombshell in the Deshaun Watson sexual assault saga ... three more women are filing similar lawsuits against the NFL star, according to attorney Tony Buzbee.


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Nas wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
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Buzbee is no stranger to the art world and has also been a victim of it. In 2018 he sued a Dallas woman he was on a first date with after she allegedly destroyed $300,000 worth of artworks and sculptures at his home.



No way the Texans owner/GM didn't know about these impending lawsuits before they were filed. Hence signing Tyrod Taylor yesterday before the lawsuits made the news. Good chance Watson's sitting out at least some of next season regardless of what team he's on.


Completely agree. The Taylor signing didn't make sense until now. I also wouldn't be surprised if they encouraged some of these women to come forward in order to humble him.

He's a sick dude. The money and fame could get him just about any woman he wants if he had a drop of game, but he prefers to try to strong-arm women.


I'm not a massage guy but I think the misperception is that every one of them is willing to finish you off for a price. They have to object at first in case its a police sting but its available with persistence. I assume all of the legit people, both men and women, have horror stories. There were stories about Travolta trying to push the issue with male masseuses. Manning was pulling that stuff at Tennessee.


A guy like him should already know if his massage therapist is passing out happy endings. In this environment, he probably shouldn't even risk it.


seems like a horny dude who has a fetish. guy could bang whatever chick he wanted, but he likes getting happy endings. hell, he might get off on the fear of the women he's trying to coerce rather than some willing participant. now it's going to hurt his career


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 Post subject: Re: Deshaun Watson
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As long as he remains a young franchise QB, his career will be fine, this is a drop in the bucket compared to what Big Ben did. He's got a weird fetish, and as said, if you are flying cross country to do a massage, you have to know something's up. A good lawyer gets this all thrown out. The Bears should still strike while the iron is hot and see if Houston will bite on two 1sts today for Watson.


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Had a gift card once for one of these massage places.

They asked me to strip down to a towel. I was like fuck that. I first of all dont like anyone touching me. And 2nd, I am not going down to a towel. I asked if I can come back to wear a swimming trunk but they were adamant no.

i said fuck this and left.

i told this story thru the years to others and they shared their experiences. One guy said he went to a massage place and in the middle of the massage, the massage lady came out w/ a menu of all these sexual options. they had the price right besides them. I think he declined and left.

Another guy told me when he went to one massage place, they would 'accidentally' remove his towel covering his genitals and the women would always say 'oh youre so big!'. He use to laugh and tell me he was hung like a pimple.

lot of shady shit goes on in these places.


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good dolphin wrote:
Nas wrote:
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Buzbee is no stranger to the art world and has also been a victim of it. In 2018 he sued a Dallas woman he was on a first date with after she allegedly destroyed $300,000 worth of artworks and sculptures at his home.



No way the Texans owner/GM didn't know about these impending lawsuits before they were filed. Hence signing Tyrod Taylor yesterday before the lawsuits made the news. Good chance Watson's sitting out at least some of next season regardless of what team he's on.


Completely agree. The Taylor signing didn't make sense until now. I also wouldn't be surprised if they encouraged some of these women to come forward in order to humble him.

He's a sick dude. The money and fame could get him just about any woman he wants if he had a drop of game, but he prefers to try to strong-arm women.


I'm not a massage guy but I think the misperception is that every one of them is willing to finish you off for a price. They have to object at first in case its a police sting but its available with persistence. I assume all of the legit people, both men and women, have horror stories. There were stories about Travolta trying to push the issue with male masseuses. Manning was pulling that stuff at Tennessee.


Wasn't Manning doing that with trainers employed by the school, though?


No. The Manning story never alleged that. It was that he mooned the trainer and laughed about it. It wasn't are remotely similar accusation.

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good dolphin wrote:
Nas wrote:
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Buzbee is no stranger to the art world and has also been a victim of it. In 2018 he sued a Dallas woman he was on a first date with after she allegedly destroyed $300,000 worth of artworks and sculptures at his home.



No way the Texans owner/GM didn't know about these impending lawsuits before they were filed. Hence signing Tyrod Taylor yesterday before the lawsuits made the news. Good chance Watson's sitting out at least some of next season regardless of what team he's on.


Completely agree. The Taylor signing didn't make sense until now. I also wouldn't be surprised if they encouraged some of these women to come forward in order to humble him.

He's a sick dude. The money and fame could get him just about any woman he wants if he had a drop of game, but he prefers to try to strong-arm women.


I'm not a massage guy but I think the misperception is that every one of them is willing to finish you off for a price. They have to object at first in case its a police sting but its available with persistence. I assume all of the legit people, both men and women, have horror stories. There were stories about Travolta trying to push the issue with male masseuses. Manning was pulling that stuff at Tennessee.


Wasn't Manning doing that with trainers employed by the school, though?


No. The Manning story never alleged that. It was that he mooned the trainer and laughed about it. It wasn't are remotely similar accusation.


from what i remember, manning mooned the female trainer and farted on her head. you can google it. it was shocking to hear because he has such a clean cut image and it doesn't sound like something he would have done.


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As long as he remains a young franchise QB, his career will be fine, this is a drop in the bucket compared to what Big Ben did.


NFL players have been having other people (coaches/parents/boosters in college) make problems caused by their off-field misbehavior go away since high school. Why isn't that happening in this situation?

Watson would've been fine and all these incidents would have been covered up and the women paid off by the team--until Deshaun tried to go James Harden/Anthony Davis on the Texans.

If you're an NFL team you know everything your 40$ million dollar a year/20% cap hit player is doing. And if Watson's doing these massage sessions all over town and all across the country, chances are they would've bubbled up to the team's attention even if they don't already have a guy or two tasked with keeping tabs on Watson.

Doubtful Watson just discovered last Spring that he likes to set up these massage sessions. But they maybe can only go back a year for the SOL. And that they are only highlighting the recent sessions drives home the point the team/the NFL want to make and want to make certain every other franchise player thinking of agitating for a trade against the team's wishes gets: we're not the NBA, don't even think about going AD or Harden on another NFL team. You see what we did to the last guy who tried

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Had a gift card once for one of these massage places.

They asked me to strip down to a towel. I was like fuck that. I first of all dont like anyone touching me. And 2nd, I am not going down to a towel. I asked if I can come back to wear a swimming trunk but they were adamant no.

i said fuck this and left.

i told this story thru the years to others and they shared their experiences. One guy said he went to a massage place and in the middle of the massage, the massage lady came out w/ a menu of all these sexual options. they had the price right besides them. I think he declined and left.

Another guy told me when he went to one massage place, they would 'accidentally' remove his towel covering his genitals and the women would always say 'oh youre so big!'. He use to laugh and tell me he was hung like a pimple.

lot of shady shit goes on in these places.


Why the fuck did you go to a massage parlor in the first place then you dunce?

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HawaiiYou wrote:
Had a gift card once for one of these massage places.

They asked me to strip down to a towel. I was like fuck that. I first of all dont like anyone touching me. And 2nd, I am not going down to a towel. I asked if I can come back to wear a swimming trunk but they were adamant no.

i said fuck this and left.

i told this story thru the years to others and they shared their experiences. One guy said he went to a massage place and in the middle of the massage, the massage lady came out w/ a menu of all these sexual options. they had the price right besides them. I think he declined and left.

Another guy told me when he went to one massage place, they would 'accidentally' remove his towel covering his genitals and the women would always say 'oh youre so big!'. He use to laugh and tell me he was hung like a pimple.

lot of shady shit goes on in these places.


Why the fuck did you go to a massage parlor in the first place then you dunce?


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HawaiiYou wrote:
Had a gift card once for one of these massage places.

They asked me to strip down to a towel. I was like fuck that. I first of all dont like anyone touching me. And 2nd, I am not going down to a towel. I asked if I can come back to wear a swimming trunk but they were adamant no.

i said fuck this and left.

i told this story thru the years to others and they shared their experiences. One guy said he went to a massage place and in the middle of the massage, the massage lady came out w/ a menu of all these sexual options. they had the price right besides them. I think he declined and left.

Another guy told me when he went to one massage place, they would 'accidentally' remove his towel covering his genitals and the women would always say 'oh youre so big!'. He use to laugh and tell me he was hung like a pimple.

lot of shady shit goes on in these places.


Why the fuck did you go to a massage parlor in the first place then you dunce?


I had a sore shoulder and leg pain back at that time and my doctor suggested it! I had this card lying around for a few years so thought maybe go ahead and do it. But when I got there, I was just disgusted the way the place was setup and the workers body language.

but still creeps me out how anyone would want a complete stranger to touch them.


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HawaiiYou wrote:
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HawaiiYou wrote:
Had a gift card once for one of these massage places.

They asked me to strip down to a towel. I was like fuck that. I first of all dont like anyone touching me. And 2nd, I am not going down to a towel. I asked if I can come back to wear a swimming trunk but they were adamant no.

i said fuck this and left.

i told this story thru the years to others and they shared their experiences. One guy said he went to a massage place and in the middle of the massage, the massage lady came out w/ a menu of all these sexual options. they had the price right besides them. I think he declined and left.

Another guy told me when he went to one massage place, they would 'accidentally' remove his towel covering his genitals and the women would always say 'oh youre so big!'. He use to laugh and tell me he was hung like a pimple.

lot of shady shit goes on in these places.


Why the fuck did you go to a massage parlor in the first place then you dunce?


I had a sore shoulder and leg pain back at that time and my doctor suggested it! I had this card lying around for a few years so thought maybe go ahead and do it. But when I got there, I was just disgusted the way the place was setup and the workers body language.

but still creeps me out how anyone would want a complete stranger to touch them.

Weren't you wanting to have sex with a crack whore?

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I feel like I mentioned this one here a few years back, but there was a massage parlor that me and the girl used to walk by all the time. She always asks me what I want for my birthday, and I would always joke that I wanted a massage from the parlor down the street from us....I heard they give happy endings!..


I was just joking with her and I had never heard any stories about this place, but then about a year later, they were busted.


https://www.oakpark.com/2018/12/28/oak- ... rlor-bust/

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HawaiiYou wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
HawaiiYou wrote:
Had a gift card once for one of these massage places.

They asked me to strip down to a towel. I was like fuck that. I first of all dont like anyone touching me. And 2nd, I am not going down to a towel. I asked if I can come back to wear a swimming trunk but they were adamant no.

i said fuck this and left.

i told this story thru the years to others and they shared their experiences. One guy said he went to a massage place and in the middle of the massage, the massage lady came out w/ a menu of all these sexual options. they had the price right besides them. I think he declined and left.

Another guy told me when he went to one massage place, they would 'accidentally' remove his towel covering his genitals and the women would always say 'oh youre so big!'. He use to laugh and tell me he was hung like a pimple.

lot of shady shit goes on in these places.


Why the fuck did you go to a massage parlor in the first place then you dunce?


I had a sore shoulder and leg pain back at that time and my doctor suggested it! I had this card lying around for a few years so thought maybe go ahead and do it. But when I got there, I was just disgusted the way the place was setup and the workers body language.

but still creeps me out how anyone would want a complete stranger to touch them.

Weren't you wanting to have sex with a crack whore?


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Hawg Ass wrote:
HawaiiYou wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
HawaiiYou wrote:
Had a gift card once for one of these massage places.

They asked me to strip down to a towel. I was like fuck that. I first of all dont like anyone touching me. And 2nd, I am not going down to a towel. I asked if I can come back to wear a swimming trunk but they were adamant no.

i said fuck this and left.

i told this story thru the years to others and they shared their experiences. One guy said he went to a massage place and in the middle of the massage, the massage lady came out w/ a menu of all these sexual options. they had the price right besides them. I think he declined and left.

Another guy told me when he went to one massage place, they would 'accidentally' remove his towel covering his genitals and the women would always say 'oh youre so big!'. He use to laugh and tell me he was hung like a pimple.

lot of shady shit goes on in these places.


Why the fuck did you go to a massage parlor in the first place then you dunce?


I had a sore shoulder and leg pain back at that time and my doctor suggested it! I had this card lying around for a few years so thought maybe go ahead and do it. But when I got there, I was just disgusted the way the place was setup and the workers body language.

but still creeps me out how anyone would want a complete stranger to touch them.

Weren't you wanting to have sex with a crack whore?


For some reason, this had me in tears.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I feel like I mentioned this one here a few years back, but there was a massage parlor that me and the girl used to walk by all the time. She always asks me what I want for my birthday, and I would always joke that I wanted a massage from the parlor down the street from us....I heard they give happy endings!..


I was just joking with her and I had never heard any stories about this place, but then about a year later, they were busted.


https://www.oakpark.com/2018/12/28/oak- ... rlor-bust/


i dont know man - prostitution should be legalized if it's agreed between 2 consenting adults. Someone wants to pay for their jollies fine, why should I or the government give a shit.


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Parkins "The Watson story is complicated"....hilarious. It's amazing how quickly #BeliveAllWomen becomes 'It's Complicated' when it's one of 'your guys'.

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This guy should be his defense lawyer.

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WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:


This guy should be his defense lawyer.


so uneducated.... you can guilt a women in to giving oral but she reserves the right to sue


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 Post subject: Re: Deshaun Watson
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Weren't you wanting to have sex with a crack whore?
no, no sex, only companionship.
For some reason, this had me in tears. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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9 women now.

I call bullshit.

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9 women now.

I call bullshit.


Too high or too low?

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