"You've lost the privilege of looking at my body, but still look at me while I sell you new cell phones." Ok?

I don’t care.

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I didnt know who she was until I read this thread and saw her in the commercials because she's on every ncaa telecast the last few days.

Got to say she's a bit plumpy.

She's really cute but I bet she farts a lot. Probably constantly telling people to pull her finger etc.

Can't they just replace her with some other generic but less circumspect hottie?

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Who doesn't brogue follow on Twitter?

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Ok, I just read a few pages back and I agree with the person who said social media has ruined everything.

This is all very sad

She’s ugly now

I guess I’d feel like a perv if I bought something from AT&T now.

They may lose the privilege of taking my money.

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They will lose the Dr. Ken podcast audience!

That was kinda my takeaway . I didn’t realize the actress hired to be the spokesman had the kind of juice to tell me how I will get to enjoy her in the commercial she’s acting in. Then again, she is an auteur. Jan from the Toyota commercials wouldn’t pull this shit .

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Who am I allowed to beat it to now of days? Smdh

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She really is behind a table in all these commercials.

I guess they can’t fire her now without fear of body shaming backlash.

Well played.

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Is Emily Ratajkowski still hot? If I were Samsung, I'd put her or another elite hottie in a bikini for my commercials during the remainder of the tournament.

Samsung: No surprises, nothing to hide.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

she doesnt understand half the reason she has anything is because of her looks. shes a good person but shes gotta get smart enough to completely ignore the internet. shes famous, she cant have a normal life anymore. if she wants that, stop being on tv.

she isnt taking care of herself either. she will soon find out what its like for normal people to get a job. i could see her get into voice acting though, she has a good voice and you dont have to see her so she can balloon as much as she wants.

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I was just about to post this. The Toyota girl is perfect. not very hot, but above average. And skinny as a stick of macaroni so to avoid any discussion of female anatomy.

Skinny as one of the thickest pasta shapes? You had hundreds of thin pastas to choose from but went with macaroni you fucking absolute dunce.

Also, a stick of macaroni? How touched are you?

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HY likes his women empty inside.

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Lots of eye-talians call pasta macaroni regardless of shape. I liked when it was shortened to macarun like how ricotta is rigaht.

Took me forever to figure out what "coffee ann" meant.

Yeah, but they sided with Hitler so who gives a shit.

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The next post will be about gravy.

No, sir, you are the dunce as of course you missed the entire reference to 'skinny as a stick of macaroni'. I will aide your uncultured ass :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5725Xf1F090

Thank you for educating the ignorant (6 posts up)

no i'm saying it was a good business decision to cast the vanilla toyota lady as it gives no opportunities to get cancelled or criticized as a business.

One of the new commercials was on last night and my wife said that "she must be pregnant with the way they are hiding her." I told her I was too consumed with her fucked up haircut to even notice her body. Get over yourself Milana, all you do is read boring cell phone shit from an evil cell phone empire. Don't act like you have Flo game with your ads.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

the ATT commercials are pretty shit to begin with. The Reggie Miller Wendy's commercials suck but are better than the att commercials.

absolutely true about flo; stephanie courtney is a virtuoso compared to milana. personality, charisma. sure the commercials are written by a committee of humorless mouthbreathers but her and the ensemble (even the surly little waif) bring something to their ads. milana has no personality at all. typical eastern european snob.

the ad game can be cruel. they can drop her at any moment. then you have to hope some shitty carrier wants to resurrect your bit years later

they dropped the Sprintern