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PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2021 3:43 pm 
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The Barstool Pizza Critic thinks that using cornmeal to slide the pizza off the peel is "unique"?

I'm beginning to suspect that he's not the incontrovertible authority he appears to be.

Pizza is subjective. Everyone knows a good burger from a bad one but pizza has the variables of crust, sauce, and how it's cooked and how long it's cooked. Sometimes I may want a crispy crust, sometimes I may not. Sometimes I may want a sweeter sauce, sometimes I may not. Sometimes I may give Barnaby's a 9, sometimes I may not. All I know for sure is Little Caesers is the worst no matter what mood I'm in.

Sometimes you want several $5 pizzas for a bunch of kids - that’s the Little Caesars mood.

Same goes for Jacks. What do you WANT for 3 bucks? It's pretty damn good for $3 and the exact right size for a 175 lb adult.

Jacks earned that 0.08 score last year.

Lunchables pizza 1.1...so I'm seeing a little bit of bias and unprofessionalism. Plus the mogul couldn't even mechanic the straw into the capri sun.

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Portnoy's face is something else here


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Portnoy's face is something else here


That room must smell terrible.

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Portnoy's face is something else here


That room must smell terrible.

I would guess Eddie and Carl smell like sweat while Chief and WS Dave smell like over applied cologne.

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What does Glen Balls smell like?

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What does Glen Balls smell like?


Whatever you ate for lunch?

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East Coast rich kid disgusted by the people in the Chicago office, can't tell whether we're talking about Barstool or Deadspin

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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
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Portnoy's face is something else here


That room must smell terrible.

I would guess Eddie and Carl smell like sweat while Chief and WS Dave smell like over applied cologne.

That room smells like stale farts and everybody knows it. Each of them probably have to shower when they get home to wash the stink off.

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Where's the Vito & Nick's review? He was there on Saturday.

I have a feeling he aint gonna like it


I have lived close to Vito & Nick's nearly my entire life. Haven't had it in close to a decade. Would have no problem going another decade.


That micro thin crust isn't for everybody, but it's a pretty good version of that style of pizza. You combine that with the history and the "ambiance" and you get the status it currently enjoys.


Carpeted wall and Old Style on tap is a nice touch there.


It's a true grandma's finished basement vibe.


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Portnoy is the guest for today's Dog Walk draft. Should be a good one.

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did mike i mean carl even go to illinois or is he doing a bit because as barstool chicago you're supposed to care about illinois?


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did mike i mean carl even go to illinois or is he doing a bit because as barstool chicago you're supposed to care about illinois?

I don't know if he went there or not, but he grew up rooting for them. I don't think you can be a fake fan if this is the garage you grow up with.


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Vito and Nicks got an 8.1..(I thought he would slam them). Again, why does he only order cheese?


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Vito and Nicks got an 8.1..(I thought he would slam them). Again, why does he only order cheese?

I believe he orders just cheese for sake of consistency in comparing pizzas.

An 8.1 for Vito & Nick's sounds right

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Portnoy is saving businesses and changing lives


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Seabrook joining the RLR guys tomorrow. Should be a great interview


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ogie, your portnoy bucks are down a bit. what is the bottom of the dip so i can buy? tx


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ogie, your portnoy bucks are down a bit. what is the bottom of the dip so i can buy? tx

I bought the dip at $98. The gambling stocks are all down because NY is being dumb about legalizing online sports betting. The state is in such a financial shit hole that they'll get past this and end up legalizing it anyways and all of these stocks will shoot up again.

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How far will Portnoy make it in the 2024 Republican primary?

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How far will Portnoy make it in the 2024 Republican primary?

He won't run. He might joke about the idea to see who actually writes about the prospect of it, but he won't run. He has even said he isn't even a Republican. People think he is because he shows up when Fox News invites him on, but he also shows up at CNN, CNBC, or whatever other station that will have him, albeit less frequently. Dave is apathetic on most political issues from what I gather.

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Legend?

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Legend?

Look at the moments he had for the franchise and yes he falls under the label legend.

Game 7 vs Detroit
Game 4 vs Boston
Triple OT Game 1 vs Nashville

3 Cups
1 Olympic Gold
Over 1,000 games played wearing 1 sweater for 15 years

He's getting his number retired for sure and no he won't have to share it with that fuckface traitor who went to Detroit.

Brent Seabrook gave us moments that will be talked about 50 years from now so yes he is a legend.

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