TriColoredPastas wrote:
I can't bring myself to listen to this show at all anymore. I've listened to the score since high school and i have put up with every iteration of bernstein since boers, but this show is the end for me. I will occasionally hate listen to holmes and i've even tried to hate listen to this, but i don't even feel hate. I feel nothing. This show is nothing and it fucking sucks. I have a feeling it will continue far past what it deserves to despite what are going to be atrocious ratings, simply because they can't shitcan a woman as fast as they truly need to. I pray to god a change is made before september because i generally enjoy dans bears thoughts. But it wont happen, and whatever enjoyment i would have had will be ruined by a woman who could easily be replaced by an intern reciting the top twitter responses of the day.
While I can literally feel your pain here and I thusly commiserate, still, I gotta point out that comments like this are what's technically gonna fuel the faux-righteous firebrand rebuttals of ppl like Dan, schnutzie_, (can't forget the underscore. #BRANDED like Steve from elmhurst) maddux boy and the most ardent Bernstein ALS typed (you know, the kind of ppl who take pride in perennially being one of the first ~5ppl to like Bernstein's latest crossword clue/s)
AHEM. YEAH those guys are gonna come out and do a prim and proper version of july/julie-Lite(TM) and call you some kind of a bitter lonely man who hates women because they and they alone (or well,, together with all the beautiful ladies out there who didn't happen to be assigned that way at birth =) possess what you, now *****THE INCEL**** (accept no substitutes, cuz they are gonna try to use their big justice wielding branes to try and make mad libs + synonyms with "the people on the right side of history" and, alas mon frere, that isn't you because let's break down the obvious: you're insanely jealous that a LOWLY (ASSIGNED?) WOMAN is able to get YOUR dream job via a dynamic career built off of hard work true grit and otherworldly determination...m meanwhile YOU think you ought to be given a radio show cuz one day you went to pappy North,'s old hotdog stand waaYyy back in the day and after buying $10 worth of food and 2 t-shirts said you guys sure gotta do something someday. And you're still waiting for your fallen hero while our shining star rises from the river styx each morn goes into work and effortlessly entertains millions of people..... And maybe a combined 2-12% are actually paying attention to the radio at any given time.
And umm yeah.... Why do you hate women?
I'll tell you why... Because they're (radio / show) ,",Holes" like opie and anthony taught us!!!This chick is basically a "[radio] hole" there to "keep the show on track" and prevent things from getting too off track. Remember one Bernstein shows would self-proclaim their tendency to get old gay and weird like Uncle Terry? Good luck sharing those kinda moments with sheriff rahimi around. And when you try to appeal to her with reason you're reminded that she's a person too and so is her [family, friends, coworkers/acquaintances] and therefore [you gotta be a real human bean and stay on track otherwise human beings won't like it.
Oh yeah and we let this radio hole lead the proceedings because she has a vagina, a thing which can be fun as hell amazing empowering uplifting downtrodden and dirty to the point of being worthy of a whole aisle in the store.... You know a vagina can be anything in life...m except beautiful. Or on the technicality that you old pervs are thinking of what I'm thinking you're thinking, good luck with seeing how long that lasts.
and you know God was assigned make at birth because this nice cock.of mine (ask IMU, others can vouch) doesn't lose it's dark magic + vast powers the more it's used. Ain't that a kick I'm the head?[Size=300][b][I][u]EAGLO.... WHY DO YOU HATE WOMEN? I WILL EXPECTYOUR REPLY TO BE NO LESS THAN 750-1000 XHARACTERS ABOUT THE DEEP SEEDED ISSUES THAT BROUGHT YOU HERE TO US TO DISCUDS YOUR NOTORIOUS HATRED OF EVERY WOMAN BECAUSE IF LEEOA RAHIMI.
now we're going to need you to sign this paper saying it's ok for us to evaluate you/r-responses for a couple days, we'll.gdt you out of here on Saturday and hey you should go see the nurse she'll give you some sleep meds that will help you fall asleep real nice and easy.... Mhmm? Just sign here.... X,........
(,AND THE CULT OF BEERSTAIN AND RAIMI CLAIM ANOTHER VICTIM UNDER THE PRETENSES OF SEEING A SOECIAL SNEAK PREVIEW OF TIBEY MSGUIRE RETURNING IN MARVEL'S SPIDER-MAN 3: PETER STARKER'S REVENGE!!!!
and this was my original thought for a sign off / mic drop / big finish audio like dr who tf am I?...But s better way to finish off this "vintage half in the bag sini post" Is simply to just sign my post as "sincerely, sinicalypse, aka the guy who gave this message board highly symbolic and no doubt super esoteric "too high to get over too low to get under* .... Dance music that, again, speaks to the veritable curse on his very soul that prohibits him from joining the real world with everyone else because.... Well.... Boers and Bernstein explain it ,@
https://youtu.be/h9H5nPWjWWA And yes, as always, at some point I got pretty baked and listened to this and legit got chills ,/ afraid of my accidental sound editing super powers once I realize this song I slagged off like perfectly portrayed a character named "emessiah" literally crying out to the world "why can't I go out and play music guy / rap guy / tv show guy like all the other chosen people? ......oh cuz I randomly picked the handle emessiah at age 13-14 and that in and of itself sealed my date forever and ever and always?
Sincerely
# thee elevtrigremlin stuck in the phone systems @ frump tower
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Curious Hair wrote:
Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?