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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Cursed

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2021 2:00 pm

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Darkside wrote:

HawaiiYou wrote:

Bagels wrote:

HawaiiYou wrote:

this is dangerous stuff and if you don't know what you're doing, you can put yourself and others at risk.

it's no laughing matter. knew a guy who has been haunted by a demon his entire life. and it owned his father too. he did some research and found out like his great great grandfather in the early 1900s murdered a man and that family put a diabolic hex on him . That a demon would haunt their families first born for generations to eternity. No way to get that shit off.

Dangerous shit i'm telling you. never dabble in this kind of stuff. and avoid Ouija boards, they are the worst.

Wow.

I'm surprised people ike you have the brains to piss without wetting the front of your jeans.

You’re making some assumptions here that I think are unfounded.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Cursed

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2021 2:01 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Darkside wrote:

HawaiiYou wrote:

Bagels wrote:

HawaiiYou wrote:

this is dangerous stuff and if you don't know what you're doing, you can put yourself and others at risk.

Wow.

I'm surprised people ike you have the brains to piss without wetting the front of your jeans.

You’re making some assumptions here that I think are unfounded.

By God you're right. I apologize.

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WaitingforRuffcorn

Post subject: Re: Cursed

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2021 2:07 pm

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Cheering for injuries is always a good look.

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For instance they were never taught that Columbus was a slave owner.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Cursed

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2021 2:18 pm

Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:55 pm
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Darkside wrote:

This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Darkside wrote:

HawaiiYou wrote:

Bagels wrote:

HawaiiYou wrote:

this is dangerous stuff and if you don't know what you're doing, you can put yourself and others at risk.

Wow.

I'm surprised people ike you have the brains to piss without wetting the front of your jeans.

You’re making some assumptions here that I think are unfounded.

By God you're right. I apologize.

Haha I love it!

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Cursed

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2021 2:37 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

What if you wish for somebody to drop dead right before you blow out your birthday candles?

Thanks for the tip!

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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson

Post subject: Re: Cursed

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2021 4:33 pm

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did the fortune teller have a magic 3rd nipple?

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Cursed

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2021 4:35 pm

Joined: Tue Jun 27, 2006 11:28 am
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Location: Boofoo Zoo
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ES still moving meters.

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: Cursed

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2021 4:39 pm

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KDdidit wrote:

ES still moving meters.

this is accurate. If this place was run like a business, Elmhurst Steve would be brought out during the baseball season to attract customers. Along with myself and Frank.

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Cursed

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2021 4:45 pm

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Elmhurst Steve

Post subject: Re: Cursed

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:22 pm

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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson wrote:

did the fortune teller have a magic 3rd nipple?

I didn't ask her to disrobe, so I am not sure. I figured the whole thing was just a waste of $20.00, but she did a nice little musical chant that she had me join in on with her. So I was impressed with the effort she used to make it seem like it might be remotely genuine. But when Eloy got hurt it made me pause and then Anderson....who knows?

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Cursed

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:25 pm

100000 CLUB

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Did. Not. Happen.

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It's more fun to be a victim

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There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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Elmhurst Steve

Post subject: Re: Cursed

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:36 pm

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[quote="Frank Coztansa"]Did. Not. Happen.[/quote
YES. IT. DID

Going to be fun if it keeps happening (injuries).

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Cursed

Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2021 10:40 pm

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Elmhurst Steve wrote:

Sounds like you were just at a cheap strip club.

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Elmhurst Steve

Post subject: Re: Cursed

Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2021 3:35 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Elmhurst Steve wrote:

Sounds like you were just at a cheap strip club.

No, an art festival that reatured native American art. Something to do after golf one day. I had been thinking that day about how I believed this might be a really good season for the pale hose and how I would really rather that not come to fruition. When I saw her tent, I knew instantly what had to be done.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Cursed

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2021 12:07 pm

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The White Sox are 11-6 since this thread was started.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Cursed

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2021 12:11 pm

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

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thomas

Post subject: Re: Cursed

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2021 1:18 pm

Joined: Wed Apr 14, 2021 9:46 pm
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Frank Coztansa wrote:

The White Sox are 11-6 since this thread was started.

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BigW72 wrote:

Dave Grohl is an overrated and overhyped disturbance to the music industry.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Cursed

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2021 1:44 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
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Location: To the left of my post

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: Cursed

Posted: Mon May 03, 2021 8:04 pm

Joined: Sun Sep 18, 2005 8:22 pm
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I guess it's working. Still really bad move by Elmhurst Steve.

He better buy a deflecting gem and wear it as a necklace from now on for protection.

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Elmhurst Steve

Post subject: Re: Cursed

Posted: Wed May 05, 2021 7:44 am

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Luis Robert now ......I kinda feel bad about him getting hurt. He would probably be the guy I would most like to take off the White Sox squad.

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DAC

Post subject: Re: Cursed

Posted: Wed May 05, 2021 8:47 am

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Elmhurst Steve wrote:

So back in early March I went to an Art show in Arizona and there was a woman there in a tent who was a fortune teller/spiritual advisor. I asked if she could also place a curse on a person or a team and she said she could. So I asked her to curse the White Sox for the 2021 season and have them experience a bunch of injuries that would spoil any chance they might have to contend. So far, so good.

I don't believe in curses or any shit like that but I am amused when I think about some of the Sox fans on this forum and others I see on Facebook and how they must feel right now. Is it Good Dolphin that always posts shit about the Cubs? HAHAHAHAHA! Now, I feel bad for the individual players who are hurt and my buddies who are Sox fans that don't get into the petty, insecure Cubs/Sox garbage but for the numerous, classless Sox fans- I am LMFAO at you!!!

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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Re: Cursed

Posted: Wed May 05, 2021 8:52 am

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Elmhurst Steve wrote:

Luis Robert now ......I kinda feel bad about him getting hurt. He would probably be the guy I would most like to take off the White Sox squad.

Really cursed this team with a 9-0 win and our 4th and 5th starters looking like aces right now.

1st place, b*tch.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Cursed

Posted: Wed May 05, 2021 8:56 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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DAC wrote:

Elmhurst Steve wrote:

might want to hold that laugh until they are not in first place

all the presence of those budding superstars would do is put us in first place by more. Luckily the waves of talent have allowed us to compensate and we will be even stronger because of it.

So you can laugh. Nobody would know what you are laughing at but that's ok. Dance like no one's watching.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Cursed

Posted: Wed May 05, 2021 9:05 am

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DAC wrote:

Elmhurst Steve wrote:

Couple of people panicked screaming, "GET PUIG" but they'll get over it.

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thomas

Post subject: Re: Cursed

Posted: Wed May 05, 2021 9:10 am

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DAC wrote:

Elmhurst Steve wrote:

Quiet, Cockmouth. This thread's about the board's biggest closet case spending $20 to put a hex on the Sox. Now that's classy.

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BigW72 wrote:

Dave Grohl is an overrated and overhyped disturbance to the music industry.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Cursed

Posted: Wed May 05, 2021 9:51 am

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Elmhurst Steve wrote:

Luis Robert now ......I kinda feel bad about him getting hurt. He would probably be the guy I would most like to take off the White Sox squad.

The White Sox are playing .600 ball since you started this thread. Great work!

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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DAC

Post subject: Re: Cursed

Posted: Wed May 05, 2021 10:01 am

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thomas wrote:

DAC wrote:

Elmhurst Steve wrote:

Quiet, Cockmouth. This thread's about the board's biggest closet case spending $20 to put a hex on the Sox. Now that's classy.

You're the type of person I am laughing at.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Cursed

Posted: Wed May 05, 2021 10:06 am

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DAC wrote:

Now, I feel bad for the individual players who are hurt and my buddies who are Sox fans that don't get into the petty, insecure Cubs/Sox garbage but for the numerous, classless Sox fans- I am LMFAO at you!!!

The Sox are supposed to be the team you are watching now, JEANUIS!

DAC wrote:

Glad to hear it. Next year, the Sox will become the team I watch. Fuck that Sinclair/Marquee shit!

viewtopic.php?f=32&t=118788&p=3270077#p3270077

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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Elmhurst Steve

Post subject: Re: Cursed

Posted: Wed May 05, 2021 11:26 pm

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The Sox have done a very good job of dealing with injuries to this point. But that's the thing about injuries.....you can compensate in the short term for a while, but they tend to catch up with you. I dont want them to be terrible. I want them to be reasonably good, but to have injuries prevent them from winning their division and fail to qualify for the post season. I want anguish and frustration for Sox fans. That's not too much to ask, is it?

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HawaiiYou

Post subject: Re: Cursed

Posted: Wed May 05, 2021 11:58 pm

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Elmhurst Steve wrote:

it's your curse bro....own it

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