61) Swami Murph - "I predict"

62) He likes North

63) his "uh huh"...and "yea" and other inane sounds he makes while others are speaking

64) He does not LISTEN...just wants to hear himself speak

OK...only 100 more???? Geez...do we need 164?

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Proud to be UNVERIFIED.

maybe 100 is more reasonable...the sad fact is no one listens to him, so there's no new injustices to report...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

65) Jack *clap clap* Phalen *clap clap*

66) "Declare! Do you know what declare means?"

67. He's not Scarlett Johansson.

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68) He doesn't interview any athletes

sometimes that may not be a bad thing, though....

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

This is true.....the way he deals with calls from his numb nut fans would lead me to believe he wouldn't ask questions that matter anyway.

69) "I like your angle"

right on, friend...now that you've contributed, you can listen to a good show...I suggest Boers and Bernstein...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

The fact that he has 10 LBS of commercials to stuff into 2 LB commercial bag.

70. Mentioning "Jock Strap" Jones now in 2008. Get over it already.

71. Remembering the "good old days" when noone other than "the bleacher bums" came out to watch a game. When at best, there would be 2 or 3 thousand people in the stands. (Its not something a ballclub would like to be brought up.)

72. Anyone who disagrees with him about baseball gets hung up on and he says, "Musta been a Sox fan."

73. The "4A/ P-ey" routine. Knock it off already. I think anyone with a brain realizes the kid was over his head in the Majors, and was well above average in the minors.

74. The whole meatball sandwich on your tie joke.

75. "Love our callers/love our emailers" Yeah, we get it.

76. Bashing anyone who doesn't agree with him that Ron Santo MUST be put into the Hall of Fame

77. "He shouldn't be named the Ramm, he should be named a dog for doggin' it down the line."

78. QUALITY BULLPEN STAT and the 20 minute explanation that goes along with it.

Murph today mentioned waiting his whole adult life for "his little blue machine to start functioning" and I'm thinking "wow, Murph finally got a new life partner!"

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

79. When the voiceover addresses "murph fans?" Murph responds "yes?" (this is during the email reading section at the end of the show (that's why I'm listening). So Murph's his own fan?

80. He's still doing the wah wah wah's...

+1: he's still playing the Groucho Marx song at the end, at least that's decent...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

81. His mustache has received diplomatic immunity from the U.S.

82. Believes that Obama would be McCain 7-1 in a head-to-head decathlon. Doesn't realize there are 10 events, not 8.

Ok, we are halfway there to 164...

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

83) All of the above

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SideshowBob311: "Sadly enough, I think we're the "intelligent" portion of the sports radio fanbase".
"I make fun of whoever sucks, including me"- Harry 11/30/07

Wow, I never noticed that until you mentioned it. Has Murph said why?

Never listened to the theme song? Doesn't have to kiss the athlete's ass if he doesn't interview them.

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Middle Aged Crazy, like Uncle Terry

84) His theme song...which is extremely hard to understand...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

85) What's you beef... Stroganoff/Wellington/A-roni/Patty/Kabob/Hash/Cacciatore/Sirloin/Stir-fry etc. ...and he acts like its the first time he's heard the joke every damn time!

Lame and unfunny. Which would be a good name for the show if it wasn't already being using by the show that prededes this one.

Fuck you all. Murph is God. GOD I TELL YOU!

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Murph is just alright with me.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

I'm a big fan.

Regarding # 37- B&B hate him. They would never do transition. billyk

You must be Mike North...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

This guy is an absolute stroke. I thought larry and hamp were on and I got an earful of this blubbering idiot going on about sweet lou and how he miss managed the game. 3 minutes reminded me of how big of a mistake the score made resigning this dickweed. What an ass. There has to be someone better to talk about the cubs because this guy has no clue. He probably has a fan or 2 somewhere that enjoys his talking over them and stupid antics this ass wipe does. The sooner they get rid of this penis with ears the better. I don't listen the the phallus so I can't give a number to the stupid crap he does.

But...he always says how Lou is the best Cubs manager of all time?

Can't wait to see how he spins that one now...

Murph has blamed himself for buying into Lou. Murph spent the first half hour calling Lou gutless.
The first 30 minutes has been classic Murph. Second-guessing at a premium, cutting off callers at a premium plus angrily stuttering at a premium.
I love how he's proclaiming that second-guessing will be allowed on his show. He's been doing this for years -- this isn't anything new.

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President of Blake Shetlon fan club

Someone just suggested trading Soriano for Barry Zito

I heard and can confirm that was said...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Number 81

Back in the day he had that Stupid Shit --Called Sports Sperts--Ok Caller Spert me!!!!!!

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2009 CSFMB Fantasy Basketball Champion-
2009 CSFMB Pro Football Pick'em Champion-
2011 NAS Replacement League Football-

He actually apologized for cutting someone off a couple days ago...I was genuinly surprised until I figured out he was talking to Chris DeLuca...he could treat his callers like they're calling in on the "celebrity" line too...just a thought...

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