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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2021 6:35 pm

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Can't find the orgingal Tweet but this is glorious. I bet if this happened now of days there would be protest :roll:

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2021 9:00 pm

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I'll bet that didn't even happen in real life.

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Nas wrote:

We lose a lot of rights when we look the other way when it doesn't affect our lives or it isn't a cause we agree with.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2021 7:55 am

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GoldenJet wrote:

Is his name Sue?

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2021 1:15 pm

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The highlighted portion is best! He "fell". Congrats marines for taking out the trash. :lol:

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2021 1:19 pm

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awesome tweet

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2021 1:20 pm

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I'll bet that didn't even happen in real life.

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Nas wrote:

We lose a lot of rights when we look the other way when it doesn't affect our lives or it isn't a cause we agree with.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2021 1:22 pm

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Franky T wrote:

I'll bet that didn't even happen in real life.

It was in the newspaper right there!

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Juice's Lecture Notes

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2021 1:44 pm

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I've enjoyed this detour of the thread whereby we get to see SpiralStairs absolutely drop the hammer on Old People Facebook Memes. Yeoman's work, truly.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2021 1:53 pm

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

I've enjoyed this detour of the thread whereby we get to see SpiralStairs absolutely drop the hammer on Old People Facebook Memes. Yeoman's work, truly.

You mean to tell me you wouldn't want to serve Tyrone his just deserts? No wonder you were never a marine.

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2021 2:11 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

I've enjoyed this detour of the thread whereby we get to see SpiralStairs absolutely drop the hammer on Old People Facebook Memes. Yeoman's work, truly.

You mean to tell me you wouldn't want to serve Tyrone his just deserts? No wonder you were never a marine.

I think you'd better call Tyrone

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2021 7:48 am

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2021 8:10 am

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Finally overcoming the systemic racism in the Scripps National Spelling Bee.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2021 8:27 am

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GoldenJet wrote:

some indian kid is being beaten by his father this morning

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2021 8:52 am

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good dolphin wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

some indian kid is being beaten by his father this morning

I'm sure the winner would love to have his father around to beat him.

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Seacrest wrote:

The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2021 8:54 am

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SpiralStairs wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

some indian kid is being beaten by his father this morning

I'm sure the winner would love to have his father around to beat him.

Did you just misgender a spelling bee champ?

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City of Fools

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2021 9:04 am

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badrogue17 wrote:

You don't understand the youngster phrases today. That means she's having sex with capitalism...

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2021 9:29 am

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Would smash

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2021 9:32 am

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Don Tiny wrote:

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2021 9:41 am

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Middle school basketball prospect.

Smashing.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2021 10:06 am

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GoldenJet wrote:

Would smash

Really? She looks like the lovechild of John Lennon and that dude who eats a Big Mac every day.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2021 10:19 am

Joined: Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:35 pm
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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

GoldenJet wrote:

some indian kid is being beaten by his father this morning

I'm sure the winner would love to have his father around to beat him.

Did you just misgender a spelling bee champ?

So, I guess, contrary to his statement, he's not sure.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2021 10:21 am

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GoldenJet wrote:

ESPN absolutely gets off on exploiting kids.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2021 10:23 am

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

Middle school basketball prospect.

Smashing.

She's a champion dribbler. That may be what the Guinness records are for. She's like Marcus Haynes or something.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Fri Jul 09, 2021 10:24 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

Middle school basketball prospect.

Smashing.

She's a champion dribbler. That may be what the Guinness records are for. She's like Marcus Haynes or something.

Markelle Fultz or Zaila Avant. Who ya got?

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2021 11:36 am

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Don Tiny wrote:

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2021 3:18 pm

Joined: Fri Feb 19, 2010 8:04 pm
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Pro tip. Don't get on carnival rides.

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Nas wrote:

We lose a lot of rights when we look the other way when it doesn't affect our lives or it isn't a cause we agree with.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2021 4:12 pm

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Franky T wrote:

Pro tip. Don't get on carnival rides.

Yuup. They're generally run by degenerate nomad addicts.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2021 5:02 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Franky T wrote:

Pro tip. Don't get on carnival rides.

Yuup. They're generally run by degenerate nomad addicts.

Looks like fun to me. I s'pose you candyasses got vaccinated too?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2021 5:47 pm

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Darkside wrote:

degenerate nomad addicts.

I miss that guy.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2021 7:07 pm

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Avant-garde is a great last name. My favorite will always be Champagne though.

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