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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

great to see

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

AWESOME!!!

I saw some blurb that he clearly was in the gym a ton and is back in brand new shape. Also some pics that Fluery appears smiling.

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Elections have consequences.

The Hawks have a 100 percent vaccination rate and yet 2 players are on the god damn covid list. This is just absolutely ridiculous .

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Did it come from Lazerus? For the last 5 years that fucking guy wrote about Seabrook being in the best shape of his career and how he was out to prove his critics wrong. He already wrote that lazy article about Seth Jones earlier this week.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

Listening to WBEZ and they cut into Weekend Edition to do a segment with Cheryl Raye-Stout. They went to great lengths not to say the word "Blackhawks." Something like "we'll be talking about the White Sox, the Bears, the Sky, and hockey." Then closed it with "and hockey is back, and so is [wipes mouth]blkhwks captain Jonathan Toews." I think I'm more annoyed that the media libs rank the NHL below the WNBA.

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Oh its happening. The Portland Winterhawks now have some god damn cartoon bird as their logo. There was also some issue with MAF and his new goalie mask paint scheme. It seems the first 3 versions his artist submitted were denied by the Hawks due to them potentially being insensitive.

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The Winterhawks should have changed their logo a long time ago if only because it looked like a shitty trace of the actual Indian Head.



But yeah, the media is going to do everything they can to get rid of the Blackhawks. I think the team will dig in, though.

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So yeah, I had this crazy idea the other day. There are currently zero native American reservations in Illinois. My idea is the Blackhawks could contribute some land...maybe a chunk in Wisconsin, but also a portion of one of the parking lots at the UC.

Now that that property is native land, build a casino attached to the UC with a 99 year lease. Maybe sell 1% ownership in the Blackhawks to them $1 or something.

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Perhaps a...Ho-Chunk?

Maybe we should stop naming things after Native Americans because all they are anymore are merchants of human misery. They make all their money off gambling and cigarettes. That's not something we should glorify.

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Live footage from camp

I still can't believe people subscribe to The Athletic with the thought they will get anything interesting or valuable from it.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

I thought Bob Pulford was no longer with the organization

Nice beaver!

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I heard from a guy who would know that Toews was lethargic and didn't look good.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Plausible.

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Its not like they are hiding him in a bunker somewhere and putting a body double on the ice. He has been practicing, there are highlights and people have seen him.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

While Lazerus sucks and Powers is mediocre, the overall hockey coverage on the Athletic is excellent. The Toronto, Vancouver, and New Jersey writers are excellent. Now add in the podcasts and any other sports you might like, auto racing for me, and it is easily worth $5 a month. Hell, I don't even pay attention to baseball, football, and basketball and I still don't read everything on the site that interests me.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

Saw a Wolves' billboard that stated "Winning shouldn't cost you everything." Damn!

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

Big talk from a team in Rosemont owned by Don Levin.

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Oh fuck the Wolves.

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What's wrong with the Wolves? I don't have much of an opinion about them.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

Yeah, I mean, thanks for keeping the seat warm for a while, but you're a farm team for Las Vegas in a bullshit league that doesn't even have real standings anymore. Just provide Fun For The Whole Family as you play Milwaukee 19 times a year and shut up.

Our commitment to winning has no adverse effects on anyone: just ask the Atlanta Thrashers!

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The Wolves are the farm team for Carolina nowadays.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

Oh God, that's worse, the single most up-their-own-ass fanbase in the league.

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This season is going to be odd. A little sad maybe.

If they look anything like they do tonight, they're going to be a really fun watch.

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They have to get away from the ice capades, poke check, soft style they have played for the past several years, if they can at least compete physically they may sneak into the playoffs which would be a huge improvement.

Someone told Stan this offseason no more 5'8" 170 pound Euro defensemen.

The roster has much more size and sack to it this year, I did not enjoy last year's team almost to an all time low and I go way back to the lean years where we were excited when they drafted Darcy Rota.