I am not worried that they didn't get more. They are going to hit the lefty. I hope they knock him out early to get to the bullpen. Giolito looks sharp.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Giolito lives for this type of moment. You can just see the intensity on the mound.

He mowed this line-up down in this same ballpark with them knowing his change-up is coming. Now they have no clue.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Looks like he has his good stuff working early. Nice job pitching over Hallion's missed call.

Gonna call a HR this inning from Vaughn or Engel.

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Vaughn/Garcia/Engel...murderers row!

Both guys K'd. Stop jinxing them.

Gonna call for McCareins and Caller Bob to a safe, scenic drive home from work today. Let's see how that works.

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Moncada skids and crashes into the wall so the fat idiot in the front row decides to just pull her phone out and film him writhing in pain

Showalter dangerously close to citing TWTW as his favorite stat.

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Did you not learn from Lynn yesterday?! Throw fucking strikes.

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Yeah that Giolito sure looks sharp.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

That's an easy 6-4-3 with no shift. Motherfuck.

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The shift has been a disaster this inning. That was hit in slow motion, and it got through. Two extra outs because of the fucking shift.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

can't pitch if you can't throw strikes

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Every AB seems like a grind with these guys. They foul off a ton of good pitches. No easy outs (maybe 1); but nothing like Sox lower third.

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It helps if you watch the game.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

JFC BLOCK THE FUCKING BALL!

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

This is going great.

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Grandal is awful on those. Always backhands and fucks it up.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

yeah, this old timer mentality is getting tiresome. "If they were positioned the way Abner Doubleday set them, that would have been a double play." STFU

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

OMG, these announcers are the worst! ("Back in my day....") I seriously would consider killing myself having to listen to them much longer. This is bad as it gets!

Since he is so great at walking, go walk his ass off the top of the Willis Tower

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Dropped pop-ups. Ground balls to the wrong spot. Everything that can go wrong.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

Please turn up the volume and put MLB network on a second and perhaps a third TV.

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Does Grandal know how to catch any ball thrown to him?!?!?

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Grandal is a catcher. Catching the ball would be nice.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

Get the Spring Training 2022 thread started.

The fans are really stupid. Every fly ball they go crazy.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

I think that may have been Kaat, who was old 25 years ago.

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Giolito needs to calm down and the hitters need to get their heads out their asses

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."