You don't understand the argument, of course, but should we go on with Goff's greatest hits?

Which staff at ESPN 1000 he could "throw hands with".

How much better and smarter he is than all of the listeners despite being unable to get through a year at Southern Illinois.

The NHL "doesn't look like America" so he doesn't like to watch or cover it.

Goff is really stupid. He has no original takes or interesting insights. He does a Bomani Jones impersonation. Bomani who tanks in every opportunity given to him.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

I don't like Goff much as you know.

But he's better than that Carmen DeFalco. That guy is just an empty headed bimbo. Without a doubt, the worst sports radio host in Chicago sports history. Don't argue with me on this one. I'm right. Yet he's been doing it for 20 plus years.

Carmen is the worst.

Correct.

So has anyone listened to this podcast on the ringer? How is it?

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No, but I’m happy to provide a detailed review if you like.

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I listened to a couple episodes. It's not bad at all. I don’t see myself listening regularly, but if something happens I'll probably check it out.

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is John Cusack still considered a celebrity? Please just go away.

why is cusak dressed for Bear weather on an 80 degree day? and what is with the gloves? Does he think he's the Artful Dodger?

Is that White Sox Dave the Karl Pilkington of Barstool? Every clip I have ever seen or heard him in, he is saying or doing something stupid. It's never anything that makes me really want to listen to Barstool.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

So, don’t “Say Anything”?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Yeah thats a perfect comp for him.

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He wants to be a 16 year old YouTube influencer so bad.

There is no doubt Cusak has heard the ridicule about his Chicago cred. There is no way he was pulling Mike Squires out of his ass without having had his people research for him. Anyway, Squires was always a defensive replacement so that was the obscure, hipster reference. I think of the emergence of Greg Walker (and Kittle) as a rookie when I think of '83 first basemen.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

That may have been the worst "You can't root for two teams" argument I've ever seen. His major point seemed to be "The pain is what makes it great to be a fan".

I can't think of a much more painful existence then being a fan of both the Cubs and White Sox and all the disappointment you've had to endure. It's not like he jumped to the Yankees or Red Sox. He jumped to both teams that are all time miserable baseball franchises.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

And Cusack kept repeating that Squires was a "lefthanded first baseman" as if that were some rare thing. He probably meant "lefthanded third baseman" but if you're going to go hard at someone about your baseball knowledge you should have shit like that straight. I'm still not 100% sure if Cusack thinks a lefthanded first baseman is an oddity.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

That said, if you're gonna call yourself "White Sox Dave" you shouldn't be using the excuse that a major part of Sox history was "before your time" so you don't know shit about it.

I give Cusack the win by split decision.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

He'd play catcher sometimes as a LH, which is an oddity

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

first read that as "Play a catcher for LH" and thought you meant LoHo and Goff.

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

I remember him more as one of two lefty catchers I. My lifetime. Other was a Pirate I think. I was almost wondering if I had imagined it until Dolphin mentioned it. That is a bizarre fact that if you saw it and had any consistent exposure you’d remember it. Doubtful you’d buy a jersey though but whatever.

God, looked it up and it was only two games for squires and 3 for Benny Destifano.

WSD is the ultimate meatball fan.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Goff's at it again. He's on a spree making fun of people's appearances. Can't help himself. He's an entertaining listen but very fragile. He needs a different therapist.

Surprised he would take a shot at Jason Bernstein.

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