Portnoy's frozen pizza venture



Picked it up yesterday, just made it for lunch, definetly better than your Tombstone/Jacks frozen pizza, maybe not quite as good as Home Run Inn Pizza, but still solid for a frozen pizza. I'd give it a 6.1

Ogie wasnt the first to review this. He slipping.

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What's the price point in comparison? Have to see if it fits in the microwave.

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$6

Jacks is 2 and half bucks. I'll try that ultra-fancy $6 pizza, but I can pretty much guarantee it isn't 2.5X better.

Jack's is $3-4 at the white Jewels.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Food4Less where the place is filthy and all the carts are from the junkyard. But it's simple. They don't dedicate aisles to fucking Thailand

hey, sometimes you can find some good shit down those Thailand aisles.

just ask Cheap Charlie

I picked one up. its not great. as you'd have to expect.

They used to sell jacks pizzas at menards for 2.49. after 11% rebate, 2.24.

now they only have lotza motza or whatever. 6 bucks. way better than the portnoy pizza

Barstool is the strangest company. They are seemingly the "cool" brand for 30 somethings who aren't yet willing to admit that they are old but still get excited because they can buy their favorite podcast branded pizza. I have no doubt in 30 years we'll see Dave Portnoy selling reverse mortgages and The Scooter Store on The Price Is Right.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Most likely

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Need to get Ogie's thoughts on Glenny Balls' Long Island Sliders.

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I try to get a grasp of what they are, as an outsider who might like their product and it seems like a disorganized mess. If I want to hear a host talk about life I should listen to this show but if I want to hear that same host talk about sports I should listen to a different show.

Their product is like the menu at a greek diner

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Curious Hair....did you steal BRick's login credentials?

Regardless...this is highly accurate.

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Agreed

That was delightfully well done.

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Similarly to CFMB, Barstool's favorite topic is Barstool itself.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Particularly the Mults Of CFMB. A fascination that perplexes me. The 2nd fascination..."This is in the wrong category". At least I understand that one.

This thread got unexpectedly good.


Anyways, as always, buy the cheap shit and dress it up with extra ingredients as you see fit. This is the way. No chance im buying this shit

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

To be fair to Vaccinated Bob I think he got his out of an oven and not a dumpster so I can see the results being varied

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

A friend of mine works for a large manufacturer of frozen pizzas, maybe the largest. They make many popular brands. Barstool appoached them with an RFP. When they submitted it they were advised their price was too high and advised of the target price. They said it was impossible to produce the pizzas at that cost. Barstool basically had the attitude that they do not care how cheap and shitty the pizza is. The brand and marketing will sell it.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

hard to tell the difference with this pizza