I don't know how it would happen, but it would be funny if this failed attempt to destroy Dave Portnoy results in Deadspin shutting down for a third time

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That's just inevitable. There is no way their new owner isn't losing money on it when you see how low their engagement is.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

I like Portnoy, but he's stupid. He doesn't need to be chasing 19 and 20 year olds on Instagram. He won't get cancelled, but he'll kill Penns chances of being a big player in online betting. There's plenty of women throwing themselves at him. Quit bottom feeding.

since when are hot 19 and 20 year olds the bottom?

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

When you're filthy rich, there are plenty of bimbos available who won't run to the daily mail or deadspin because you didn't call them back after a one night stand. Penns ability to grow in gaming will get affected by this guy. They aren't circa offering something different from other books They are for squares who like Portnoy. Sharps are getting limited there in a hurry.

Very little talk about Frank the Tank's new pad. Ogie, what you think of his new place? You think Jersey Jerry, Mintzy, and Rico ever stop by? I know Dan and Eric would never set foot in the place

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Nothing very little about Frank the Tank!!!

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He doesn't get enough credit for cunceling the Mets season while KFC was still believing in that trainwreck.

I think Frank is still smaller than Spiegs if we're talking about size

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Favorite male sports media fupas. Light em up!

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Where even would the pebis be?

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WSD would be the person who would spend his birthday at a Hooters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=82fPVFtxEjY

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

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Hawaii (fuck) You

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That's messed up.

The media class needs to give it up already with Portnoy.

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For some reason they just can't give it up. Each time they come at him they only make themselves look foolish, but they keep trying.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Penn hurting so bad one would suspect I recommended it for purchase….

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Hawaii (fuck) You

PETA is going to love this



Seriously though, is there any sportswriter or radio host in Chicago who would even go hunting? Seems like they are all burritos who would piss themselves at the sound of a gun firing. Danny Mac couldn't even get people to go fishing with him.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Deer hunting is extremely goy-coded

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Barstool just changed college football forever.

Deion was hinting at this on the pro-football show this week.

Kid decommited from FSU to go to JSU. Can anyone here name a Hall of Famer who came out of that school?

He gets to play CB for Deion and of course JSU has a documentary series following their football program. This is going to be some great content.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Can I get a VIVA in the chat?

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lol that FSU extended Norvel party because they thought he was bringing in that guy.

They kicked Big Cat out of the Twitter space

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Deion just joined on his burner account. The Barstool difference

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

I'm calling bullshit that his worst season is 47%

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Chief laying down some fire

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson