Things I thought I'd never say.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Williams always had the look of a guy who was a bad weekend away from being fat. I’m surprised he’s any type of workout enthusiast.

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I know who the Ghost of Jerry Sloan wants clobbered.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Williams said he tried to make amends a few years ago. Paid him a visit I think at his home.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Sloan never seemed to be a forgive and forget kind of guy. And had a serious nasty streak.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Deron already broke his jaw once.

Probably not a great choice.

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You know me like that.

Jerry didn't know who he was by then. He shouldn't have been given the pull to force a coach like Sloan out.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Deron Williams, like all UofI alumni, is insufferable.

There is a lot of truth to this statement.

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Tonight

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU FUCK WITH THE ILLINI?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

I'm reading that they didn't embarrass themselves. I guess that's good.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Really? I mean I am a hater and all, but never have I thought being an alum made one insufferable. I suspect the alum’s that are is from a spurious connection.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I was definitely insufferable before I ever set foot in Urbana, Illinois.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Kash, and Don

The basketball player had more skill and more stamina.

Despite what some might think of your board persona, you are one of the nicest, most generous people I have met. You like making sure your friends are taken care of.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I’m insufferable. Even to myself.

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You know me like that.

I respect the self deprecation, but we both know that is not true.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Caller Bob seems to believe it.

And who am I to argue with Caller Bob?

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You know me like that.

Caller Bob also hates Asians. See where I am going with this?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I give Caller Bob a ton of credit.

Michigan by far the most insufferable alums. Ohio State people tend to be annoying because they're from Ohio but the tOSU folks are really annoying/seem to only care about football. Ohio State should probably be in the SEC.

Some of this might be geographic: if you talk to Nebraska people they can't stand Iowa and Minnesota and to a lesser extent Wisconsin. Iowa has like a 90% acceptance rate for undergrad. So I dunno who they think they're pulling rank on other than a community college.

Iowa does have the 2nd highest out-of-state undergrad enrollment after Michigan. But I imagine those are folks from the corn fields abutting Iowa--western Illinois/Wisconsin, northern Missouri, Nebraska people who don't wanna go to Lincoln and southern Minnesotans. Whereas Michigan attracts east coast dbags who couldn't get into a real school. With Indiana serving as the ultimate safety school for the same east coast population and for people who are serious about doing as many drugs as possible while in college.

Illinois like Rutgers is almost 100% in-state students for undergrad. No one wants to pay that out-of-state premium to live in Urbana or Newark. Illinois does have the most international students, thanks to the reputation/quality of their STEM programs.

Is this a germ of a thread about people hating Asians?

Because I will have serious problems about that line of thought.

Merry Christmas. Happy Holidays.

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You know me like that.

Bob may be wrong but he gets a ton of credit for facing tough questions about hating Asians