good dolphin wrote:
Give Doug Buffone and Jimmy a show and see where it goes. It would be an even more senile version of the Bull and the Bear.
Probably something like:
JP: Hey, Uncle Buzzy, or whatever they call you, when do you think Barry Hood, or whatever his name is, will be able to pitch for the Cubs this year?
DB: I don't know, little buddy, let's talk some Bears.
JP: OK, how will their quarterback, Tex Grossinger, or whatever his name is, do next year? Hey, by the way, did I ever tell you I had a .997 career fielding percentage?
DB: Stop yourself, Jimmy! Hey, want to hear some more cute stories about those kids I fathered when I was about 60 years old?
JP: Ahh, who cares? I had 18 kids and I never was there for any of their births because in those days, ballplayers didn't get days off for sissy crap like that.
DB: Don't talk to me about sissy. I played next to Butkus and once saw him bite a guy's schlong off while making a tackle.
JP: Oh, yeah, well, I played with Ted Williams and he told me . . .
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