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Brick

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 11:14 am

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KDdidit wrote:

Brick wrote:

Seems like there was a more professional way to handle that.

Yes, the idiot middle management drone should have been prepared better.

If you read the thread, this was a person from another department who didn't have the information about the exact responsibilities of this contract worker. The manager asked why he wasn't in the meeting and the response was "Yeah dude I was asleep. I basically never join those" and then got mad when the manager wrongfully said that the meetings are a requirement and responded with "Man that sucks for you guys".

If he had just immediately replied "Those meetings aren't part of the scope of my employment as a contract employee" then it works out much better.

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 1:41 pm

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Brick wrote:

KDdidit wrote:

Brick wrote:

Seems like there was a more professional way to handle that.

Yes, the idiot middle management drone should have been prepared better.

I did read the thread, that's why I said the middle management guy should have prepared better. What he did certainly seems to have worked out better for him.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 1:59 pm

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Assume every text interaction posted on the internet in which the poster is the hero of the story is a fabrication

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Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2022 3:29 pm

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Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2022 7:30 am

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:22 pm

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Learned something new...and it is amazing!

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2022 5:25 pm

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GoldenJet wrote:

Learned something new...and it is amazing!

Without hitting play, I thought that was Kramer.

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2022 11:13 am

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2022 11:18 am

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That’s pretty great

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Sat Feb 19, 2022 11:18 am

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GoldenJet wrote:

Learned something new...and it is amazing!

Wow! That really is amazing! Thanks for posting it!

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2022 3:15 pm

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Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2022 9:16 pm

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Because you are stupid, maybe read some books educate yourself.

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sinicalypse

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2022 4:34 am

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you guys didnt get annalynne mccord today? well thankfully ya bw0y is here to help youse get to the meet-n-potatoez of having your fingers on the pulse on infotainment bubble in todayxs protoculture.... here's longtime CW actress annalynnemcdowd (bag over her head? holy shit she too fine for the bag put it over head and rock your arsenal jersey proud like sjboyd0137 =)

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2022 9:26 am

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I really do not like this little blip of popularity poetry has enjoyed.

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Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2022 9:47 am

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We need to get back to a place where nobody would put that out into the world for fear of being ostracized.

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billypootons

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2022 3:52 pm

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2022 7:28 pm

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billypootons wrote:

That's magnificent.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2022 7:44 pm

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2022 6:16 am

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Weird, I see Dolphin looking in my asshole

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2022 2:56 pm

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read the comments....someone rented it.

I think Tesla's are silly and overhyped but that was kind of awesome :lol:

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2022 10:42 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

geezuz!!!

beautiful!!!! :lol:

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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2022 10:10 am

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id be so pissed if some asshole in a rented tesla, or any rental for that matter, decided to evil kinevil it into the back of my parked car.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2022 11:21 am

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sinicalypse wrote:

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2022 11:22 am

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good dolphin wrote:

I really do not like this little blip of popularity poetry has enjoyed.

Some of the parodies are pretty funny.

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Psycory

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 4:17 pm

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For those who like car accident videos, this is from my county earlier today...At 40 seconds, that guy is the luckiest man on the face of the earth today

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 5:47 pm

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Cool video but the guy filming is a total asshole

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K Effective

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 5:48 pm

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We've had a couple of 100+ car pile-ups over here, where the Lake Effect snow belt starts, as I-94 Westbound gets about 20 miles from the Lake. Zero visibility just pops up out of nowhere, along with two-inch-per-hour snow that makes everything slick right now. Surprisingly, usually few fatalities, but getting out of your car may be the worst idea for most participants!

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2022 5:56 pm

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Psycory wrote:

For those who like car accident videos, this is from my county earlier today...At 40 seconds, that guy is the luckiest man on the face of the earth today

I didn’t know where that was but it reminded me of the weather here in Philadelphia…then I looked it up and saw why. :shock:

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Franky T

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2022 9:25 am

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter

Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2022 1:22 pm

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Psycory wrote:

For those who like car accident videos, this is from my county earlier today...At 40 seconds, that guy is the luckiest man on the face of the earth today

where was this at?

Dont just take a shit and leave it here without explaining where this is.

City and/or state!!!

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