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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 10:12 am 
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The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 10:50 am 
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To start, press any key. Where's the any key?

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 10:55 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 11:20 am 
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Ripped from the headlines...


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 11:21 am 
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“Weaseling out of things is important to learn; it’s what separates us from the animals… except the weasel.”

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“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 11:23 am 
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For our esteemed lawyers:

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You overpriced, underbrained, glorified notary publics!

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Are you stoned or pissed off, or both, when you create these postings?


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 11:31 am 
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When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University!

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The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 11:48 am 
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”People do a lot of strange things in commercials, like eat at Arbys”.

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“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 11:58 am 
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Strike? You don't go on strike! You go in to work and do your job really half-assed, THAT's the American way!


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 12:03 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 1:55 pm 
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brick (/brik/) verb
1. block or enclose with a wall of bricks
2. Proper response would be to ask an endless series of follow ups until the person regrets having spoken to you in the first place.


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 3:31 pm 
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Women will like what I tell them to like.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 3:33 pm 
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Lisa needs braces.

DENTAL PLAN!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 3:48 pm 
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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson wrote:
Women will like what I tell them to like.


This isn't the deni$ quote depository...

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 3:52 pm 
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Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 5:02 pm 
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This anonymous clan of slack-jawed troglodytes has cost me the election, and yet if I were to have them killed...I would be the one to go to jail.

That's democracy for you!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 5:43 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 5:46 pm 
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Well then, I see you’ve played knifey-spooney before!

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 5:50 pm 
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In recognition of LTG's "At What Point In Life Were You Shot" thread, how about:

Moe: It's like my dad always said "eventually everybody gets shot."


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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 6:36 pm 
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Right Lisa, just like the time you tried to tell me there was some magical animal that we get ham,bacon and pork chops from.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 6:58 pm 
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Remember when you were stalking Charles Kuralt because you thought he dug up your garden?

Well, something did!

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2022 11:10 am 
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Hey Homer, who's the manatee?

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2022 11:17 am 
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Hey Marge, what’s your favorite radio station?

….

Well, Marge?

What?

What’s your favorite radio station?


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2022 11:21 am 
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 24, 2022 1:09 pm 
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It's Kearns, stupid!

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 11:45 pm 
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It's Kearns, stupid!


Oh, he card read good!

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The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2022 11:45 pm 
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I thought I recognized you! I gave you a plate of corn muffins back in 1947 to paint my chicken coop, and you never did it!

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