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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2022 12:50 pm

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whistler wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

Surgury went well, arm did not fall off. Sitting here popping Vicodin and THC. It was totally weird until the nerve block wore off. all I feel now is a little pain. Cat thinks I am pissed at her cuze I wont let her lay on my arm or shoulder like she normally does

surgery on what?

Right shoulder. Tore my labrum and bicep

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Tue Feb 15, 2022 1:57 am

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chaspoppcap wrote:

whistler wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

surgery on what?

Right shoulder. Tore my labrum and bicep

Feel better.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 10:45 am

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55 years ago my mom was nice enough to bring me into this world. Results vary. Also get to hang out in Chicago burbs till Monday which is nice.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 10:50 am

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Well Happy Birthday my OLD friend. :lol:

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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 11:05 am

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pittmike wrote:

55 years ago my mom was nice enough to bring me into this world. Results vary. Also get to hang out in Chicago burbs till Monday which is nice.

Happybirthday my Bday bro. Same Bday same age

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 11:08 am

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chaspoppcap wrote:

pittmike wrote:

55 years ago my mom was nice enough to bring me into this world. Results vary. Also get to hang out in Chicago burbs till Monday which is nice.

Happybirthday my Bday bro. Same Bday same age

Is it possible that pittmike and chas are long lost twins?

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 11:18 am

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Brick wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

pittmike wrote:

55 years ago my mom was nice enough to bring me into this world. Results vary. Also get to hang out in Chicago burbs till Monday which is nice.

Happybirthday my Bday bro. Same Bday same age

Is it possible that pittmike and chas are long lost twins?

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 11:21 am

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Brick wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

pittmike wrote:

55 years ago my mom was nice enough to bring me into this world. Results vary. Also get to hang out in Chicago burbs till Monday which is nice.

Happybirthday my Bday bro. Same Bday same age

Is it possible that pittmike and chas are long lost twins?

I hadn't thought so before but there is a lot of evidence to consider

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 11:22 am

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Brick wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

pittmike wrote:

55 years ago my mom was nice enough to bring me into this world. Results vary. Also get to hang out in Chicago burbs till Monday which is nice.

Happybirthday my Bday bro. Same Bday same age

Is it possible that pittmike and chas are long lost twins?

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 12:01 pm

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A CFMB Miracle, bringing lost family members back together!!!

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 12:02 pm

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I met PM’s girlfriend, and she was closer to being eligible for an AARP membership than getting her driver’s license for the first time……

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Feb 18, 2022 12:38 pm

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denisdman wrote:

I met PM’s girlfriend, and she was closer to being eligible for an AARP membership than getting her driver’s license for the first time……

Yeah those are differing vectors. :lol:

Wife now for 3 years.

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2022 1:47 am

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denisdman wrote:

I met PM’s girlfriend, and she was closer to being eligible for an AARP membership than getting her driver’s license for the first time……

lol, gross. Too bad. pittmike deserves a hot woman.

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whistler

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2022 1:40 am

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I got laid tonight.

Was very tight. My dick hurts a little.

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Bully Hendry would have signed Harper for 2.5 Billion over 30 years

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DAC

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2022 9:37 am

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whistler wrote:

I got laid tonight.

Was very tight. My dick hurts a little.

Good for you! My wife and I have been fighting a head cold so she went to bed early. Maybe tonight.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2022 9:31 am

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whistler wrote:

I got laid tonight.

Was very tight. My dick hurts a little.

did his balls get in the way?

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2022 9:44 am

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good dolphin wrote:

whistler wrote:

I got laid tonight.

Was very tight. My dick hurts a little.

did his balls get in the way?

Only of his air pathway.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2022 2:07 pm

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Put my order in for a 2022 Jaguar F Pace SVR. I currently drive a 2018 F Pace S model, and it is the best car I have ever owned. Coming up on 90k in miles and have had zero service issues.

My current one easily tows my snowmobiles and waverunners, handled all the trips up north including the dogs in back. It is fun to drive and gets lots of compliments. My license plates are my favorite part- Quik Kat.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2022 5:42 pm

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I thought you were an Audi guy?

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2022 6:52 pm

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denisdman wrote:

You broke this thread with your brag to word ratio in this post.

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sinicalypse

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2022 7:39 pm

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denisdman wrote:

When he's not investigating the origins of Curious Hair Denis D. Man is truly a man of all seasons...

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2022 8:08 pm

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I haven't owned a new car in almost 25 years.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2022 9:41 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

denisdman wrote:

You broke this thread with your brag to word ratio in this post.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2022 9:41 pm

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pittmike wrote:

I thought you were an Audi guy?

No, definitely a Jag guy.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:02 pm

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denisdman wrote:

Jesus.

Just because brag is in the thread title doesn't mean you make real brags. It's supposed to be stupid brags. Like this...

Today I rocked a 3.45 k/d in 3 Mayham matches.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:30 pm

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A Jaguar in rural Wisconsin? I bet Deni$ wears a tux to the Friday Fish Fry at the local American Legion, too.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:38 pm

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pittmike wrote:

I thought you were an Audi guy?

Adding to the humblebrags….

We had a Q7 that soured me on Audi SUV’s. But my S4 was my favorite sport sedan. If I had to get another sport sedan it would be an RS5. Unfortunately they no longer offer manuals.

When I first drove the F Pace, it was clear that it was better than comparable German SUV’s and has proven such over the past four years.

Guilty as charged on all the rest of the comments. Thought this thread was a safe space for such things. Sorry you’re poor.

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2022 10:53 pm

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After watching several YouTube videos on the process, I changed the brake pads, rotors, and sensors on my X5 and saved $1,800 vs. what the stealer wanted to charge.

(If I suddenly disappear from the board, chances are I messed something up and died in a fiery wreck.)

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2022 11:18 pm

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denisdman wrote:

pittmike wrote:

I thought you were an Audi guy?

Wow.
Ok.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Thu Mar 03, 2022 6:38 am

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denisdman wrote:

Guilty as charged on all the rest of the comments. Thought this thread was a safe space for such things. Sorry you’re poor.

I for one enjoyed the Green Acres vibe of your post and look forward to reading about the results of your attempt to have Almas beluga caviar stocked on a regular basis at your local Piggly Wiggly.

Also: I need an advance on my paycheck. Can you wire me 20 bucks until next Friday? The recent snowfall in New England has made it a little challenging for my kids to walk to school without any shoes on!

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