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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat.

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 10:12 am

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I think the kangaroo would have to know he’s in a Spiralstairs sponsored fight.

Otherwise he may just throw a couple blows and bounce.

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Harvard Dan

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 10:35 am

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Julie DiCaro.
I could just stand there and say something she didn't agree with. She would present a rebuttal. I would nuke her with truth.
She'd post her L on Twatter, get ratioed, and then cry herself into 4 bags of Flamin' Hot Cheetos and yell at her husband and sons.
I win.

I think this one wins the thread easily.

Since the caveat would be that the battle would be on the home turf of said beast, wouldn't this encounter be on Twitter in the first place?

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Augie

Post subject: Re: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat.

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 10:43 am

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I could take out a penguin.

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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 10:58 am

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is it a fight to the death? or just until i give up or the animal runs away?

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 11:06 am

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Tall Midget wrote:

Again, telegraphed. You've convinced me that I could force a submission even quicker than I originally anticipated.

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Drunk Squirrel

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 11:07 am

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I’ve wrestled a good sized bovine to the ground before. Or would that be rassled. Don’t recommend,
Thank god he didn’t weigh another 100 pounds.

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat.

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 11:21 am

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Does the animal have to die or is it sufficient to just beat it until it knows it’s been beaten?

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 12:15 pm

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A human.

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SpiralStairs

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 12:16 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Does the animal have to die or is it sufficient to just beat it until it knows it’s been beaten?

D-E-D. Ded!

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sjboyd0137

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 12:16 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

A human.

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat.

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 12:22 pm

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Is there a time limit?

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RFDC

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 12:24 pm

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TM vs a kangaroo has to be the next board event

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat.

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 12:26 pm

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I couldn’t kill an animal like some caveman psycho unless they were trying to kill me or my family.

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SpiralStairs

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 12:26 pm

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Is there a time limit?

When one of the participants expires.

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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 12:29 pm

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i reckon id top out at being able to kill a black bear. and that is still a heavy coin flip. but id say thats the limit of human v animal where the human can be victorious

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This Ends in Antioch

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 12:31 pm

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I’m leaning towards cow but I’m trying to do so in a way that doesn’t leave an opening for a JDC joke.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat.

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 12:35 pm

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SuperNintendoHjalmarsson wrote:

i reckon id top out at being able to kill a black bear. and that is still a heavy coin flip. but id say thats the limit of human v animal where the human can be victorious

I’m only posting this because park ranger lady is stacked

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 12:41 pm

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Mr Ranger isn't gonna like this...

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Hawg Ass

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 1:13 pm

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This thread :lol:

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat.

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 1:40 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

I couldn’t kill an animal like some caveman psycho unless they were trying to kill me or my family.

Go collect fruits and berries with the women and children.

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat.

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 1:41 pm

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Sure hunting is one thing, but this is cold blooded murder

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat.

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 1:43 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

Sure hunting is one thing, but this is cold blooded murder

Hunting is worse. It's cold blooded murder+

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat.

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 1:43 pm

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Yeah, but food

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat.

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 1:44 pm

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I could destroy a sloth and probably a koala at the same time.

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Nardi

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 1:57 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

Yeah, but food

Murdered food....Listen man, you are the one who called killing an animal murder. So commiting "murder", eating the victim, and then calling more moral is insane.

Would you like to choose your words a little better?

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 1:59 pm

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Seems like he needs to chews a little better amirite?

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sjboyd0137

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 2:00 pm

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Jbi11s

Post subject: Re: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat.

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 2:02 pm

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Nardi wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

Yeah, but food

As someone who existed at the time of Hunter gatherers you should understand the difference

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RFDC

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Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 2:14 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Largest animal you could defeat in single combat.

Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2022 2:19 pm

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Jbi11s wrote:

Nardi wrote:

Jbi11s wrote:

Yeah, but food

As someone who existed at the time of Hunter gatherers you should understand the difference

you mean murderers/gatherers?

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